Redtarded 

Term used to describe idiot drivers who sit at a red light signal with intentions to make a right turn where it is legal to make a right turn while the light is red. Although there are no vehicles approaching from any direction, they still wait for the light to turn green before turning, while holding up an entire line of vehicles.

Seriously? This asshole in front of me just waited 2 minutes for a green light to make a right turn. He must be redtarded.

Redtarded by Kampfire Desires April 16, 2023

Restarts 

Term used to describe a low skill IT support professional that doesn’t actually know how to fix device issues so just restarts the machine knowing it resets everything and at least works around the problem. ‘Restarts’ are typically low motivation, neurotic individuals, yet over their career amazingly can weasel their way to senior technology leadership positions (typically in academia).

Student 1: Hey buddy, you struggling with that pc again? why don’t you call support?

Student 2: Yeah, it’s hanging and crashing a lot, but you know they’ll just send one of their Restarts to look at it. Waste of time!

Student 3: hey, I heard they just promoted ‘the’ original Restart to Head of Technology now - can you believe it!

Student 1: oh what! come on, how? He couldn’t even fix a printer paper jam once…he got his balls caught in the output tray and split his scrotum.

Restarts by CrubClub May 17, 2023

retard 

a name to call your friends insted of stupid or idiot. it sounds better to say.

friend: "that girl/boy looks so ugly." Me: "Oi dont say it infront of her you retard."

retard by EVRYOPPSHOT May 24, 2023

Retard 

an insult many use that is more or less calling them autistic and underdeveloped.

"Look at that damn retard."

Retard by B.SC June 8, 2023

retard contest 

When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.

Slow down honey they are having a retard contest up there I don’t want to get involved.

retard contest by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023

Reputar

The verb used in Spanish to describe the action people do when they listen to Taylor Swift’s “reupuation” album.

I’m about to reputar as I listen to “…Ready for it?”

Reputar by Luigiteam1 September 1, 2023

Friction Retard 

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead

Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?

Friction Retard by pinkyandrexa March 3, 2011