by anonymouseXE March 18, 2019
Get the RaGe Snipingmug. When you get so mad at video games, you threaten to murder your friends and family. You also may threaten to bring a gun to school. Your appetite also changes to crave eyelashes. Suicidal thoughts will force you to act... suicidal and your friends will hate you. You've never seen a vagina before either. Sure you may act like one, but you've never seen one... EVER!
Scenario Man 1: That kid Brad Raged hard!
Scenario Man 2: Wonder when he's gonna bring a gun?
Scenario Man 1: Bet he never seen a vagina before.
Scenario Man 2: I know riiiiiiiiiiight.
Scenario Man 2: Wonder when he's gonna bring a gun?
Scenario Man 1: Bet he never seen a vagina before.
Scenario Man 2: I know riiiiiiiiiiight.
by Scenario Man 3 May 26, 2010
Get the Brad Ragemug. The sight of something so effing cute, such as a beagle puppy playing, or any cute puppy, or baby dressed in a onesie that makes them look like a bear or some other fuzzy cute animal. Take an already cute baby, add the onesie multiplier effect and it is too much for most passionate, feeling people to take. Once the cute-rage has occurred, this energy must be dissipated by punching something, typically a large pillow which provides enough resistance for the blows to feel satisfying or hugging the kid/dog so hard their eyes pop out; as this is not an option, you hit the pillow and run around swearing about the cuteness. Cute-rage CANNOT and does not occur with inanimate objects. The DSM only defines cute-rage to occur after seeing a living thing that is off-the-charts cute, or doing something similarly cute.
Holy fawking shit, did you see that four-year-old dressed up as a lion? He had a tail, the hood with ears a la Max from Where the Wild Things Are, whiskers painted on his chubby little cheeks! When he trick-or-treated my house I almost punched a hole in the door from the cute-rage; I was so overtaken by his off-the-charts cuteness! He even growled at me with this little kid voice before the "trick-or-treat".
by The Fig February 24, 2011
Get the Cute-ragemug. Pretty much anything that is the opposite of rage. Complaining about your fourth shot, not making out with a girl "because you are more drunk than she is", saying that you're too drunk for a half shot, etc. Many "Un-Rage" kids come to college with the mindset that they are rage, and need to be proven otherwise.
"Bro, I'm so drunk right now!"
"Hell ya Mike, take this shot."
"Nah, I'm too drunk."
"You've had five shots Mike...so Un-Rage"
"Hell ya Mike, take this shot."
"Nah, I'm too drunk."
"You've had five shots Mike...so Un-Rage"
by Aggzilla September 1, 2011
Get the Un-Ragemug. "My god, I am so f*cking pissed off with him!!!!" - she says as she aggressively scrubs the mirror while Rage Cleaning.
by Csaur August 29, 2016
Get the Rage Cleaningmug. by Pepepeeepeepepepepepepepe May 23, 2019
Get the Raging bonermug. by Cedric May 23, 2003
Get the raging speedhornmug.