Pulling A Brayden

Responding to a long paragraph of text with a simple short response like "okay" or "ya", so frequently that you can't even tell if they're listening.

"I can't believe she was playing me! I hate myself, I hate my life, I wanna end myself. Just let me die!"

"Ok 👍"

"Are you even listening? I'm pouring my heart out to you, and you're gonna be pulling a Brayden?"

"Ok 👍"

"That's it. I'm killing myself right now."

"Ya"

by JustARandomInsignificantGuy April 26, 2022

pulling a fede

Cooking any pasta dish strictly past midnight with the intention of sharing with other people. Pulling a fede includes multiple people helping during the cooking process and contributing ingredients (for eg. for making the pasta sauce). Blasting party music is optional and Spanish is preferred.

- Hey! It's already 00.30 when are we gonna go for drinks?
- I'm not sure yet but I got hungry. How about pulling a fede first?

by Troutios August 13, 2022

Pulling a Church Clothes

The act of assuming that every man on the face of the Earth wants to fuck you. The most common occurrences of this phenomenon take place in Paris.

Bro she thinks all these French men love her, she is pulling a church clothes.

by fortnite52 October 1, 2022

Pulling a Molly

Purchasing clothing, shoes, and other sundry items with the expressed intent of using them once or twice and then returning them for a full refund.

How much did you spend on that new dress? Don't sweat it, I'm keeping the tags on it and pulling a molly by returning it after I wear it few times.

by Something Cryptic February 23, 2023

I'm pulling the goose's neck

In term for guys "masturbating"

" i'm pulling the goose's neck since you don't satisfy me enough

by Masturwate December 18, 2017

pullin' a dale

fake falling asleep when an UGLY chick is trying to hook up with you.

John: dude, did he just fall asleep on that girl?
joe: nahh, he's just pullin' a dale
:)

by BiGGEST B0SS U SEEN THUSS FARRR May 5, 2008

Pullin' a Flo'

When one narcs out on doing something awesome.

Hey, Joey, want to shotgun some beers and go to the baseball game?

No, I have to do homework, it's due in a week.

Wow, man, you're pullin' a flo'.

by Freddie C March 20, 2008