An entry in the status box on a Facebook profile which is longer than one line and is attempting to sum up very complicated emotions and/or experiences that would make more sense in a blog posting.
Sarah just updated her Facebook page and from reading her profile saga it looks like she's been having a tough week.
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Profanish: A type of language based solely on cursing. Some people are bi-lingual, being proficient in both English and Profanish.
Yeah, he's liquid in {Profanish.}Once, I remember he said "A rose by any other name... is just plain fucked up."
by tr57 October 20, 2009
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Commonly used (regretably) in the workplace. While the "sir sandwich" is the absolute hieght of professionalism and respect, the Profanwich is the ultimate lack of professionalism, the anti-sir sandwich.
Commonly used (regretably) in the workplace. While the "sir sandwich" is the absolute hieght of professionalism and respect, the Profanwich is the ultimate lack of professionalism, the anti-sir sandwich.
by ccindyclerk November 30, 2009
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DC is full of young professionals who drone on about their jobs, but I am a professionalite, I drone while I drink 5 nights a week.
by DCkeisha February 26, 2011
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"Brandon just got paid $500 bucks to go to India and pretend to be an American investor for a small Indian start-up so they can land a big contract."
"Goddamn, I wish someone would pay me to be a Professional Caucasian Life-Prop".
"Goddamn, I wish someone would pay me to be a Professional Caucasian Life-Prop".
by RohanD March 26, 2011
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