Danish prison

A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.

Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”

by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025

RELEASE ALL OF THE PRISONERS!!!

RELEASE ALL THE PRISONERS!! NOW THAT THE COPS ARE ALL IN THE STREET RELEASE ALL THE PRISONERS!!!

Hym "RELEASE ALL OF THE PRISONERS!!! NOW! WILL THE COPS ARE DISTRACTED!!! LET THEM KNOW WHO FREED THEM!!!"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

prisoner of freedom

A person who willingly sacrifices their freedom for the greater good of their country, community, or cause. This term is often used to describe individuals who have been imprisoned for their political beliefs, activism, or involvement in revolutionary movements.

Nelson Mandela was a true prisoner of freedom who spent 27 years behind bars fighting against apartheid in South Africa.

by Type2GenomeManiac April 14, 2023

Female Prisoners

Are getting raped... But so are male prisoners... So... There's some equality for you bitch. The men also can't escape their circumstances. Enjoy.

Hym "There it is! I've been waiting for the 'female prisoners are getting raped rhetoric.' MALE prisoners are getting raped. Oh, wait! I forgot! Things are only wrong when they happen to women. I forgot men (Who women don't fuck especially) are completely disposable. Enjoy equality bitch. And getting mocked. And losing to the worst 'men'. And piss on the toilet seat. Hahahahaha!'

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Prison rules

The philosophy that if you don’t fight, people will just keep fucking with you; An environment, such as a school or work place, where there is little to no supervision, rules aren’t regularly enforced, and/or the only way you get people to leave you alone is by standing up for yourself.

Around here, it’s prison rules.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

prison plumber

Incarcerated medical professional assigned to relieve congested or clogged balls for fellow prisoners.

He was the best prison plumber in the yard.

by Innocent Killer September 15, 2023

prison monkey

when you get locked up for 2 months and suddenly disappear and come back emo

OMG this girl is such a prison monkey, only a trevuwu would want her

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023