the state of disgust caused by the realization that the dried date you are about to eat looks like a cockroach
Sid: I don't want to eat this...
Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...
Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...
by srav December 27, 2010
Jeans that come already "expertly ripped." It ruins what ripped jeans used to be. Ripped jeans used to have a story behind them. For instance, you could have ripped those climbing a fence escaping from your gf's dad.
John: How'd you get those rips on your jeans?
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....
by thisissoooomyrealname March 19, 2008
Also known simply as a PWP. A hearty number two before a rigorous workout, designed to warm-up the bowels and prevent any mid-workout-sharts. Can also be done with a group of friends, where it is known as a Pre-Workout-Group-Poop, or PWGP.
John: Hey, are you gonna take a PWP today?
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.
by preworkoutpooper April 04, 2016
the watery liquid that comes from the ketchup bottle prior to the actual ketchup. Similar to mustard pre-cum
by so fresh and so colleen June 02, 2015
That fart that is so god-awful and carries a signature smell that you know you're going to have diarrhea soon.
I was sitting at the table in the restroom and let out a pre-diarrhea fart. It smelled so bad everyone around me starting gagging. I then proceeded toward the restroom as soon as possible.
by Kiete January 30, 2012
Sammy: "Where is AlPal? I'm growing a mustache we've been waiting so long."
Carla: "I don't know, but do you smell that?"
(Alli walks out from the bathroom)
Alli: "Don't go in there for a while, I just took a pre-game plop."
Carla: "I don't know, but do you smell that?"
(Alli walks out from the bathroom)
Alli: "Don't go in there for a while, I just took a pre-game plop."
by Sac Shittles February 05, 2010
by Walrus hunter March 22, 2012