the state of disgust caused by the realization that the dried date you are about to eat looks like a cockroach
Sid: I don't want to eat this...
Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...
Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...
by srav December 27, 2010
Get the Pre-Date Jittersmug. Jeans that come already "expertly ripped." It ruins what ripped jeans used to be. Ripped jeans used to have a story behind them. For instance, you could have ripped those climbing a fence escaping from your gf's dad.
John: How'd you get those rips on your jeans?
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....
by thisissoooomyrealname March 19, 2008
Get the pre-ripped jeansmug. That fart that is so god-awful and carries a signature smell that you know you're going to have diarrhea soon.
I was sitting at the table in the restroom and let out a pre-diarrhea fart. It smelled so bad everyone around me starting gagging. I then proceeded toward the restroom as soon as possible.
by Kiete February 29, 2012
Get the pre-diarrhea fartmug. Sammy: "Where is AlPal? I'm growing a mustache we've been waiting so long."
Carla: "I don't know, but do you smell that?"
(Alli walks out from the bathroom)
Alli: "Don't go in there for a while, I just took a pre-game plop."
Carla: "I don't know, but do you smell that?"
(Alli walks out from the bathroom)
Alli: "Don't go in there for a while, I just took a pre-game plop."
by Sac Shittles February 5, 2010
Get the pre-game plopmug. Also known simply as a PWP. A hearty number two before a rigorous workout, designed to warm-up the bowels and prevent any mid-workout-sharts. Can also be done with a group of friends, where it is known as a Pre-Workout-Group-Poop, or PWGP.
John: Hey, are you gonna take a PWP today?
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.
by preworkoutpooper June 26, 2016
Get the Pre-Workout-Poopmug. the watery liquid that comes from the ketchup bottle prior to the actual ketchup. Similar to mustard pre-cum
by so fresh and so colleen June 3, 2015
Get the Ketchup pre-cummug. It's a game made by angeroast involving star wars universe in roblox, it has bad balancing so somebody can 1 shot combo you like a little rat the playerbase is/
otherwise if you play this game you will get severe brain damage
otherwise if you play this game you will get severe brain damage
by lol2432 May 24, 2022
Get the force [pre-alpha]mug.