Ponstipated

Constipation but you can’t pee

Ahh dude I am so ponstipated I can’t even pee

by Word man to the rescue November 16, 2019

Poomsy

A wonderful Person that loves to be call it

Hey Poomsy
Hey Pooki

by Novaaaaaaaaaahahga November 24, 2020

Poon Flipping

When you do shrooms and dxm. Makes you trip like your life depends on it. You will feel the power of gods and see the temple of knowledge.

"Oh my god this mixture is amazing. What did you call it?"

"Poon Flipping"

by The Poonwizard April 28, 2021

Poon Spittoon

A menstrual cup

My flow is so heavy today my poon spittoon has overflowed twice

by SpeckOstardust August 20, 2021

phonster

Phonster is a humanoid creature spotted around Atlantic Canada .
It's a dangerous creature that has never been caught. It survives mainly from squirrels, berries and bog water. The smell it gives off smells like roadkill. Its tall, skinny and hairless, and have pointy black teeth.

Its said if you happen to see the phonster, you should turn around very quickly and leave the area you are in,hopefully it dont see you. If it sees you, it will will chase you down until it either kills you or you get away.

One person was chased by the phonster and out of fear , they threw up and the phonster got distracted and started to eat the bits of food from the vomit.

Its said once you lock eyes with the phonster, it will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life and you will go mad in result of this.

Phonster is a woodland creature on Atlantic Canada to be feared.

by Space kitten September 17, 2021

Poon Jelly

The clear jelly-like discharge that comes out of a woman before or after her period.

She had alot of poon jelly that came out of her before her time of menstruation.

by GoldinWoman March 8, 2022

poon brow

A lady's pubic hair area. The hairier it is the more it looks like bushy eyebrows.

Girl's got a big poon brow. I wish she'd shave that muff.

by Steve Mish April 14, 2022