Shetland Pony 

The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.

I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.

Shetland Pony by UberBad March 17, 2005

ass pony 

Someone who has been made to submit to another. Similar to being a gimp but less willing.

He's my ass pony. Your my ass pony for the night

ass pony by racerzero December 17, 2006

My Little Pony 

A girl with a lower body that is out of proportion with her upper body. Thick legs and hips - but thin on top. This look can deceive a guy when she is spotted across the bar and looks attractive but shocks you when she stands up.

Guy 1: Sally set me up with her friend and I thought she was hot at first.

Guy 2: What changed your mind?

Guy 1: When she got up to go to the bathroom I saw she was a my little pony.

My Little Pony by AZ Woody November 2, 2008

blow pony 

A bitch nigga who can't get head.

My ex is a blow pony.

blow pony by Bitch.. January 6, 2016

What's the Pony Express? 

inter. Anything dealing with sex.

Lets write a report on the Pony Express, but not get you pregos

What's the Pony Express? by shaqualooloo April 6, 2005

Fudge-Pony 

after a night of sex, u wait until the girl/guy fall asleep and if the sex was bad u take a shit on there stomach and the leave

hehe i cant wait until i get to fudge-pony that bitch/bastard tonight

Fudge-Pony by mr snuggly bear October 4, 2006

sausage pony 

One might think that this means sausages made out of pony meat...BUT YE BE A WRONGUN!!!

Now look how foolish you seem! surely that would be a pony sausage? can you not see that this is sausage pony?!

"look! there is a sausage pony!"

"i just got anally raped by a sausage pony...and now its after you!"

"Sausage pony my ass!...oh dear.."

Boris Johnson - prime example

sausage pony by The Real Boris Johnson August 12, 2009