phone hobo

1. Some one who has lost, or is in the process of replacing, their phone and has to borrow other peoples phone.

2. Someone who leaves their phone home when going out with friends to save their phone minutes by using the friends phone.

Mark was a phone hobo over a week while getting his new phone through work.

Jeff is such a phone hobo! Every time we go out his phone is back at his apartment - cheap ass!

by Ms. Noush May 6, 2009

phonambulate

the obnoxious roaming around people do when talking on their cell phone, especially when they get in your way. from: phone + ambulate

Hey, dude! Why do always phonambulate into people?

by quoit June 16, 2009

Phone vulture

A person who spends the entire day waiting for a phone call, usually darting their eyes to the phone every few seconds to see if it would start magically ringing. Like a vulture, whenever someone else would like to make a phonecall or receive one, the phone-vulture screams at them to "keep the freaking lines open", and on most occasions rears up to attack.

For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.

Fred: Did you see how Jenny was waiting around the phone like that? My grandmother is calling today and she won't let me use it.

Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.

by Red_Stump August 25, 2009

phondle

v. The act of handling or "fondling" various cellphones in a store to see which feels best. An important part of the cellphone shopping experience.

I went to the cellphone shop yesterday to phondle the new models.

by hotani October 8, 2009

phone-phet

1. a fart machine.

if you want to have some serious fun then invite a phone-phet over!

by kalli ann February 5, 2010

phoneface

The unusual faces people make in public when looking at their phone while texting, reading their incoming call history, or checking their voicemail. This face is exaggerated when the person is checking their phone in a poorly lit area.

"He just texted me back, lemme look." she makes a phoneface while checking the text message.

by 5zerocool March 29, 2010

Phone Paranoia

The fake mental condition of constantly thinking your mobile phone is vibrating in your pockets, signalling a call or a message, when in reality, it isn't and there was no call or message. This leads to the phone owner constantly pulling their mobile phone out to check.

Person 1: -Checks Phone. Dude! I think have phone paranoia!
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.

by Coopeeeey(: July 16, 2010