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by Guccipolo November 7, 2025
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Phalangophile

Someone who deeply admires beautiful fingers or toes in a nonsexual way.
As Harry cradled Sally's small hand in his, his fingers tracing their silhouette, a smile spread across his face in a way only a self proclaimed phalangophile would know.
by EarthSuitWearer December 8, 2025
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jazz phelanges

an energetic combination of the movement of your fingers and ridiculously exuberant facial expression
1) Jazz Phelanges are most frequently applied to express excitement toward a grand success or something totally epic, i.e. standing at the summit of tall mountains, BUT
2) They are put into action even more frequently in reference to our boss, Bob Ross.
by Ridgeford March 29, 2009
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kooky phalanges

when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.

Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
Peggy perfomed kooky phalanges to Alberts body
by sonofspikerr October 20, 2012
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No Paula Deen

This is when you are about to say something that may be perceived as racist (especially towards African Americans) and you want to put the disclaimer out beforehand that it should not be taken with the racist connotation that it actually holds, but as a general comment or statement that just happens to have a slight racist tone to it.
No Paula Deen, but those Mexicans sure know how to clean a house, OR blacks really do love fried chicken and watermelon, no Paula Deen, I'm just saying....
by The Trinity September 6, 2013
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The Paula Deen

Insert a frozen stick of butter into your partner during foreplay. When they start dripping, commence coitus.
I brought a tinder date over and gave her The Paula Deen.
by Elton John's Fanny Pack December 21, 2014
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