Shmeter Peter

The word for a small penis

A.J. has such a Shmeter peter

by Aaaaye jay May 20, 2014

Peter Boob

An old man who checks out the health segment of the news in hopes of seeing mammogram pictures.

Look at that bunch of Peter Boobs, why don't they just watch Internet porn like the rest of us?

by Lance DangerTits October 6, 2016

Peter Mallet

Your Wood Work slut specialist :)

Big woss over the cats

Oi mate you like cats Peter Mallet

by Cherry picker August 25, 2019

Peter Sleepered

Someone asks you to borrow your chapstick, and when you get it back its all mashed up and horrible looking.
Almost as if it was raped.

Dude I just let Tucker borrow my chapstick, and he totally Peter Sleepered it!

by LawlSavannahLawl February 19, 2009

peter parker

a young boy who is also my husband!

person 1: yo whys peter parker so leng bro
person 2: bro idfk

person 1: tf you mean you don’t know
person 2: man idfk who peter parker is

by lengstyll March 24, 2022

Re-peter

Sucking the same dick in the same day.

Person 1: “Did you hear that Rebecca did a re-peter?”

Person 2: “Yeah, same dick same day.”

by TripleTrees December 13, 2018

Emma Peters

the nicest mean person you've ever met , will hold the door open for you but will call you out on your bullshit , will always let you go through the door first but will call you an uncultured swine

friend 1 : damn you're such an Emma Peters
Emma Peters : gee thanks ...

by lilbucket273 June 16, 2021