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the dude had a penis

by red sox blow hard April 15, 2007

Penis

This long sticky thing attached to my body that i love sticking in your mother

Your Mom - oh boy I love your long sticky thing in my holes
Me- how many times do i have to tell you that it's called a penis!

by Ilovemilfsanddilfs69101 May 6, 2020

Penis

what the hell, perv. on your computer looking up penis. get a life.

"you don't have a penis, you perv."

by fgejyrth April 11, 2010

Penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during sex.

That guy's penis was bigger than mount. Rushmore.

by Christina Hayes July 14, 2015

Penis

You know damn well what it is.

His penis got stuck in the urinal drain.

His penis erected when he saw Hitler's moustache.

by MyNameIsNotNecessaryForYou September 1, 2019

penis

fluid ejector

my penis ejects fluid

by b1omp May 14, 2019

Penis

Penis is a slang word for dick or the name Samuel.
Did you know that if your name is "Thomas" then you have a 8-10 inch long dick.

I have a penis.

by TheChair64 May 15, 2017