Fast Food Orgasm

The instantaneous feeling of fulfillment, satisfaction, and pleasure when you take a medium sized bite out of that Whopper.

Dude! You should have seen Kathy! She was totally having fast food orgasms in the car!

by TheFastfoodbingeeater August 6, 2010

orgasm in my mouth

When you eat food that is so freakin fantastic that it's like having an orgasm... but in your mouth... and without a mess.

Man, that Thai food was so phat that i'm having an orgasm in my mouth. I'm spent!

by Leif June 10, 2006

Orgasmic Anal Discharge

Orgasmic Anal Discharge,
The release of a person's bowels as they hit a sexual climax during anal intercourse .

Guy 1: So, the other night i picked up this chick at the bar right?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: well, i f**cked her in the A** so hard she had an orgasmic anal discharge....
Guy 2:Dude.... that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. I'm never going to that bar ever again.

by Ripperwolf December 25, 2010

English Teacher orgasm

A phrase used to describe well spoken or well written english

Goddamn that speech was so good it gave me an English teacher orgasm

by Oshmagosh April 4, 2022

Orgasmic bucks fizz

What men who watched the euro vision song contest in 1981 use as an excuse for when they have jizzed on a sofa.

Joanne: Steve! is that jizz on the sofa
Steve: No thats Orgasmic bucks fizz

by Abbottofmojo12 June 16, 2011

Swear on Your Orgasm

To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!

It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!

When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!

I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."

by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023

Loudest orgasm ever

A massive scream linked to an internet meme. It's found in the video with the same title.

Person 1 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhAHAHAHHUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Person 2: "The hell's your problem?"
Person 1: "Oh, just doing the loudest orgasm ever."
Person 2: "That meme's dead."
Person 1: "I know..."

by ERRORLOADINGPSEUDONYMM December 8, 2016