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Texas Five

A celebratory gesture performed by two persons briefly, yet forcefully colliding their hands in mid-air when they come to the realization that Texas, and all things related to it, is awesome in a way that the lesser peoples of the world can never understand.
Note: The word must also be said when the action is being performed.
J: Wow, the King Ranch here in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island.
S: Aaaaaaaaaaand.... *Texas Five*

M: This Dr Pepper is awesome! It was also created in Texas!
F: Oh yeah! *Texas Five*
by BuddingWordsmith June 4, 2011
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Five-Rings

Middle aged man who tends to get knifed or "shanked" by girls half his age or younger. He tends to associate himself with weeners such as Cowboys or Pandas and the occasional Fat Pat.
On a side note, they tend to smell like tiger poo.
Five-Rings just got his ass blown up by Dorkus!!!!
by Awesome*Sauce September 8, 2010
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Ch-Five

Also pronounced Chee-Five. Can essentially mean anything, and go anwhere. Particularly useful if you can think of nothing better to say. Can alternately be used as an exclemation. (See Niner). As coined by The Gazebos.
by Thegazebos November 15, 2005
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five-eighthy

a boner that is larger then a halfy, yet just not quite a full erection
whatch that asian movie last night?? i got a five-eighthy
by chuck April 2, 2003
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Five Loko

When one mixes Four Loco malt beverage with vodka it is a Five Loco.
Damn that bitch be twerking on that Five Loko tonight.
by matt derpson October 8, 2013
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Air-five

Wi-five is a cyber-high-five, and Air-Fave is a long distance high-five..
Mike: Oh theres ryan, Wi-Five!
Ryan: No you idiot, It's AIR-FIVE!
by Lindzzzzz January 16, 2008
mugGet the Air-fivemug.

Five-Nine

Referring to the amount of uptime a server has had. 99.999% Reliability. Similar to Five nine - but specific to another context.
For this mission-critical project, we have to host our database with a service provider who's datacenter is Five-Nine.
by fogboy November 5, 2007
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