T-Pain

Somebody who falls in love with strippers, buys drinks for the bartender at 5:00 in the morning and seriously needs to take their ass to church!

Guy1: What ever happened to T-Pain? He used to be so big, why did his career fall off so hard?
Guy2: He was too busy falling in love with strippers and buying drinks for the bartender that he wasn't able to focus on his music career and he fell off.
Guy1: I can't believe it!
Guy2: I know right!

by Icy Wyte October 20, 2022

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T Browsing

Text messaging

Who are you t browsing?

by jbjdawg21 June 28, 2009

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landon t

Fukin dickbag

Jenna: yo is that landon t?
Celeste: yeah what a dickbag

by gender neutral mandolin January 31, 2018

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T-titties

Short for titanium titties

What might grow on male boobs during puberty

Try squeezing them.

My nips r hard when i quez dem

U got T-titties. From puberty or something...

Pubertitties?

Yea

Why they so hard tho

Idk u got sum metal shit in there, go smash some concrete...

by What was u guys talking about February 4, 2020

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t-tarded

adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.

"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"

by Irish Goddess October 18, 2008

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Dr T

Dr. T is the mad scientist in charge of the Blackguard's Artifact Weaponization Project. Most of the time he is occupied conducting evil experiments, but now and then he invades the Archipelago to enslave innocent islanders.

Dr T: I hope no one looks at my plans while im sleeping

Dr T: You will never get my plans when I am sleeping because I am never sleeping

by youareman November 24, 2020

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