Headless Chicken Race

A group of people working under pressure, frantically, expending a lot of energy without making any real progress. Garrison Keillor describing headless chickens; "without the extra weight, they can really go." Think "deadline set by the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert."

The project was late, so the boss decided to add a dozen people to the team, and it turned into a complete Headless Chicken Race.

by Robert Merrill June 22, 2006

PSAV Racing Team

Pam Sweet Ass Valdes Racing team

Chris Valdes' mom having a super sweet ass

by corey nunn May 21, 2004

NyQuil Endurance Race

An endurance race requiring a full bottle of NyQuil and one full tank of gas. The winner is judged by the person who drinks the entire bottle of NyQuil and runs out of gas the fastest. Usually results in accidents and DUI's.

Dude what happened to your car?!
I got challenged to a NyQuil Endurance Race last night...
I take it you lost?
Yeah...

by SuperSlooth May 29, 2007

Polish racing helmet

When one passes gas in thier own tighty-whiteys, then takes them off and wears them on thier head. Their will be a huge skidmark across the front, leading all the way to the back, resembling a racing helmet.

"Wow Jeff, that polish racing helmet really goes well with your new Harley!"

by Mike Tauss October 23, 2008

dirt track racing

It means racing but on dirt

Dude let's go dirt track racing

by Dirty racer January 8, 2015

Critical Race Theory

Taught ONLY in law school, you idiot.

Critical Race Theory is mostly a Republican dog whistle meant to scare uneducated white parents

by Soul_Driver November 5, 2021

Boat Race

When your smoking weed and you pass around a J and hold it in and the first one that coughs loses.

"dog wanna do a boat race"
"sure man"

by stone vibe February 19, 2019