An animalistic way of drinking beer. The drinker takes a can of beer and slams the side three times against his forehead. He bites into the side of the can. He then drinks the beer from the resulting holes while squeezing it. Finally, he throws the empty can onto the ground and stomps on it with his feet.
by Abat December 10, 2007
The beer or beers that is first opened the morning after drinking. Most likely during a hang over to cure such hang over. Or to keep drunk from the night before.
Jeremy reached over from his bed, hung over from the night before, to grab a beer to cure his hang over.
Tanner woke up still drunk from the night before and cracked open a glory beer to start the day.
Tanner woke up still drunk from the night before and cracked open a glory beer to start the day.
by rpcob April 24, 2010
1.) Generally used to ask for another beer.
2.) Can be substituted for the term "give me" (if you're a total dutchbag) ala The Office
2.) Can be substituted for the term "give me" (if you're a total dutchbag) ala The Office
"Mike, you're closest to the fridge, fucking beer me bro."
"Hey Jim, beer me that water"
"God beer me strength"
"Hey Jim, beer me that water"
"God beer me strength"
by Elias Creed April 27, 2007
The Final Cache of Beer reserved for the closest group of Bros at a Frat party. As a tip, never leave when upper echelon frat Bros claim there's no more beer left. Stick around, and tell other Bros/Hoes, to leave. Rewards for your efforts will include, but is not limited too, a taste of the secret cache of what is known as "Bro Beer".
Huck: Did you leave that party last saturday at 12:15 when the President annonced that even the Natty Ice was totaled?
Me: Naw man, I took a squat on the pot and took the browns to the superbowl for 10 while every one left. I got some Bro Beer.
Me: Naw man, I took a squat on the pot and took the browns to the superbowl for 10 while every one left. I got some Bro Beer.
by The Hodge Father III May 01, 2009
A technique used primarily in convenience stores where a person imitates a cow at the cash register when they don't have enough cash to pay for what they're buying.
Sh*t man, we pulled a f*ckin' beer cow! The guy at the register was all like scared and sh*t. F*ckin' hilarious man!
by a seriously disturbed individual November 16, 2004
by eneal July 23, 2008
Guy 1: How many beers have I got?
Guy 2: You've got 2. You drunk 2
Guy 1: But I had 4
Guy 2: I know. you drank 2, and you've got 2 left
Guy 1: So there's 2 empty ones left, and 2 unempty ones?
Guy 2: What the hell is unempty?
Guy 3: XD I fucking love beer mathematics
Guy 2: You've got 2. You drunk 2
Guy 1: But I had 4
Guy 2: I know. you drank 2, and you've got 2 left
Guy 1: So there's 2 empty ones left, and 2 unempty ones?
Guy 2: What the hell is unempty?
Guy 3: XD I fucking love beer mathematics
by Grunge Monkey October 09, 2005