p addict

When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.

Hey bro I've been a p addict for the last ten years and haven't told anybody

Buddy you're only 16

by orangered May 13, 2022

Scott Addict RC series

A crappy series of BSO (bike shaped object) that can be found in the shelves of dollar tree. Merely worded to as an advertising scam.

Bella: got a new bike from the Scott Addict RC series
Srey: bruh i have the whole scott Addict RC series i bought with just $8 from dollar tree, those things are crap.

by Knmagor May 11, 2023

alter aeon addict

Someone who proclaims that they're finished with this terrible mud, but who still dreams about it.

Morpheus still uses jaws 6.2 and GMud32, be back chums I'm going to quaff. Wow ted, you're such an alter aeon addict.

by TedPaul October 22, 2018

Porn Addict

Kav

Kav is such a porn addict that he lost all his fwends because of it 3:

by SoftPawb September 30, 2024

Intergenerational addiction

Something that affects 50 % or so of health care providers and police.

That guy suffers from intergenerational addiction, his grandma's a cook his grandfather is still enthused by flight and was addicted to airshows, addiction to nuclear weapons

by Cody5050 November 8, 2020

water addiction

when you're addicted to the best drink in the world

Person 1: I really love water man, I drink it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: How is water delicious? Plus if you're drinking it too much you might have a water addiction.
Person 3: Yeah maybe you're right.

by AverageWaterEnjoyer April 2, 2024

Fiend addict

Someone who is so addicted to any substance that they fiend over it. They usually resemble a strung out goblin king that can't afford anything other than what they fiend for.

N - "yo have you seen Zach around?"
G - "oh you mean that fiend addict? Yeah he's a bum
N - "He sure is a fiend addict isn't he? Haha *high fives G*

by Gswizzle690 May 18, 2021