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Swagger Muffin

Basically being fly.
This may be like a G6 or a ford fiesta, but only Maxy baby ;)
Anything that is associated with Charwie or Jenba, is as cool as a Swagger muffin.
Akon is fly, along with chickens.
by Charwie annd Jenba April 22, 2011
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muffin

Muffins are muffins, there's nuthin like muffins;
You just can't beat muffins, no other will do...
If you don't like muffins then you are a puffin,
So try ENGLISH muffins, 'cos they'll have to do.

Blueberry, Cinnamon, Chocolate or Plain,
Raisin and Apple (the weird ones in Spain),
Muffins are heaven, the Muffin Man's king,
and ITS NOT A RUDE WORD! Its an innocent thing. X)
"Muffins are yummy." "You need a life..."
by The Muffin Mans Wifey September 1, 2006
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Soggy Muffin

A group of bored and unmotivated men that sit around a arousing muffin and continue to masturbate until they ejaculate onto the muffin and the last contestant to orgasm on this creamy muffin has to eat it.
Joe, Mark, Jim, and I were bored one winter day so we decided to play soggy muffin which ended in Joe puking up all of his pride.
by MatNOTmatt December 20, 2012
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slut muffin

A slut muffin is a term first coined in fall 2005 that describes a person who is appealing to the eye and is very charming. They can also be quite seductive.
A slut muffin is someone like Jim McMullen, Angelina Jolie, James Bond, etc. "As I heard him talk to those ladies at the party, there was no questioning his suave aura and the way his words escaped his mouth ever so smoothly. He was most certainly a slut muffin."
by Jim McMullen May 9, 2006
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Stud Muffin

1. (n.) A smooth, often muscular gentleman who has a way with the ladies.

2. (n.) A word, normally connoted as a compliment, from the era of "Gosh Golly Gee" and "Gee Wilikers," that is used to describe one's sexual performance, appearance, or level of suaveness.
Cameron opened the hotel door during the school field trip, his shirt off and a raging boner under his pants, to find the vice-principal standing outside. He was scarred for life when she commented on what a stud muffin he was.
by C Dogg July 23, 2008
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banana nut muffin

A muffin that loves bananas and nuts!
JEFF: Sarah, I'm gonna stuff your banana nut muffin!

SARAH: Yes!!!
by Sara Lee January 8, 2007
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muffin

That little girl is such a muffin, I would just love to pinch her cheeks.
by Catie123456 January 25, 2009
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