Mega pear

A woman who has massive thick thighs, legs hips and ass. Her upper body from head to the start of her tummy is average. A circumference of at least 6 feet around her body.
I was at Walmart getting groceries. This woman waddled by me , she was a mega pear !
by Herman Hairdo December 23, 2021
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Mixed mega sours

A mixed mega sour is a "sweet" that is VERY sour, and is bound to make all but the most courageous puke out of their eyeballs. It is a multi-coloured ball-sweet that the makers expect people to eat. The following example is actually a true story, and it all happened word for word.

My brother warned me about these... I didn't listen, and proceeded to eat one. The following example is what happened then, me being guy number 1, a friend is guy number 2.
Guy number 1: Holy SHIT. That sweet was DISGUSTING. 'mixed mega sours' Very, very accurate description. Mixed into a pile of shit and puke, and then coloured by an ill squirrel's piss.

Guy number 2: I don't see the problem

Guy number 1: I just ate a multi-coloured ball of shit.
Guy number 2: Ah
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Mega Nerd

Someone Who Has Read All The Classics.
Someone Who Has Unthinkable Knowledge On The Bowel Movements Of Rats
Poppy Is A Mega Nerd Because He Has Unthinkable Knowledge On All Things Classic
by Megahertz February 01, 2024
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Mega-blackhole

A blackhole that's larger than average, but not as large as a supermassive one, (aka. an intermediate blackhole).
'Two average-sized blackholes merged to form one so extraordinarily large that it became a mega-blackhole (Nickname: 'The Mega'), but even that is nothing compared to the size of a supermassive blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022
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mega flex

A metaphorical flex where you try to assert mental dominance over others by "flexing" your brain and showcasing your knowledge. Usually done in a condescending manner.
"I'm literally starving."
"You're not literally starving, you're just hungry. If you were starving you'd be unable to talk or move."
"What a mega flex."
by justsomeguywhoeatswaffles November 19, 2018
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mega balls

big juicy mega balls
damn boi, hes got a comically large mega balls dude!
by 69Baki69 August 06, 2022
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Mega Meals Wednesday

n A weekly event occuring at Chapman Steps, whereby a large "Mega Meals" is cooked up by the weekly chef. Often frequented by hordes of women, this event makes the residents of Chapman Steps immensely popular with the ladies.
Hey dude, you going to MEGA MEALS WEDNESDAY this week? Don't forget to bring mucho booze!
by Stu June 10, 2004
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