The Vending Machine

One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.

John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.

by The one and only Datum bitches August 7, 2010

Crackhead Time Machine

A person who if given the opportunity to go back in time to any era in their life to replay or relive would choose the 1980s simply based on the DRUGS , hairbands, Gay spandex pants, and the so-called party scene of their time to real live a crackhead Fantasy of the only time they felt meaningful in life. Such individual possibly may grow up to have bipolar tendencies, spend their free time in dive bars, or possibly be an air guitar superstar, or even claim to communicate with Nikki six via texting at 3 o'clock in the morning. Such device used for Time Machine maybe Ford pick up truck with the key components to time travel being broken tools and cigarette lighters

That crackhead time machine was on display at the Black horse Tavern.

By traveling 88 Miles per hour The crackhead Time Machine went back til when a balls were in and gay porn mustaches were in style.

by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014

jamless washing machine

An adorable Korean pop music(Kpop) YouTuber which makes fan fictions,edits, and reaction videos.
"Fandom" name is "Fishies" because we are her little fishies.
Shes also an EXO and BTS fan which are Korean Boy Bands.

Friend: Who's "Jamless washing machine"
Me: Shes an adorable Kpop YouTuber

by LALISA IS QUEEN September 25, 2017

gash machine

The place where one takes out money on a night out into town where one intends on pulling some mingers or simply having an inevitably crap night

I'd better get some money out from the gash machine..it's going to be one of those nights

by very_ape January 18, 2006

German War Machine

The act of putting your fist into ones rectum and opening and closing it violently.

I heard John gave his girlfriend the German war machine last night.

by Datcooldude420 November 20, 2016

Hachi Machi!

Expression used when looking at a girl who is incredibly hot.

Guy 1 - Dude, check out that girl.
Guy 2 - Hachi Machi! That girl is incredible looking.

by Jarvis Carmichael December 23, 2008

Mathieu

A name referring to outstanding male endowment. Unfortunately, Mathieu's have become the target of violence to many with furious penis envy. The most violent to attack Mathieus are known to work in groups and forcibly remove the Mathieu's penis, hence the small or absent penis Mathieu . A Mathieu is a blessing that can become cursed, such is the nature of this jealous world.

Any Girl: "He's got a Mathieu in the drawers"

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News Anchor: "A gang Mathieud another massively endowed citizen this evening as he exited the apartment of a woman who later committed suicide when she realized she could no longer be pleasured by that Mathieu dick again"

by Brokenneck October 16, 2009