The fat Italian plumber that stomped on turtles for points and saves a princess that keeps getting kidnapped by a giant turtle.
"Mario you haven't payed your taxes in years". -Luigi
by ControllingPatterns May 04, 2022
Mario is a very reliable person. He has an attractive smile. He's like a father to his friends. He's a good boy, but a bad boy in bed. I love his eyes, because sometimes they talk. He's rational, but sensitive. He looks good in white v-neck shirt. He has his own ways to love you, you will get confused at first, but you will always long for it at the end. He deserves the world. He could be the best thing that could ever happen to you. Worth to treasure!
by don'tcry June 08, 2021
a fucking idiot, but he also has a small dick. Mario will never pull a girl in his life. Mario will forever be alone
by lopez_mario_4 June 13, 2024
A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.
Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario?
Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.
Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.
Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.
Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.
by Ryan Burrus is gay October 24, 2022
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by Neutral0id December 07, 2021
The name Mario is a European name but particularly Portuguese. Mario's love creativity and are usually the most successful and the highest in the room they are the sexiest people who last in bed for hours
by Midddlefinger July 31, 2022