Mario

A pathetic attempt at human life,
is sometimes found having sex with chickens and burritos and other mexican steriotypes.
The old bible preaches: Mario is the sole reason for fags and little boy touchers on the earth. If Mario took more dicks in the ass, surgeons would have to come up with a new procedure to remove the week old baby semen found in his rectum.
Some people have often confused Mario with; Satan, Hitler, Rosie O'Donnel, and the fat guy from "My Name Is Earl".
In all senses of the words he is a Jew bitch cock sucking cunt wrangler.
Also he is sometimes seen giving rimjobs and dirty sanchez's to 30 year old frocen decapitaded arabian donkey dick

Evan: "Hey Man did you see Mario giving a rimjob to that 30 year old decapitaded arabian donkey dick"?

Joe: "Hells yeah dawg that shit was tight."

by gatewaymenu13 October 16, 2008

Marigona

A tiny muffin, very tasty, very likable.

Emily: yo Alex, have you eaten Muffins lately?
Alex: Don't be sexual.
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Emily: yo Alex, have you seen Marigona?
Alex: She is in the library.
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Emily: yo Alex, what about a Muffin?
Alex: Don't be sexual.

by Prinz Alex January 22, 2009

MarioCock

A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.

Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.

by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008

Marigold

A post-hardcore/alternative band based in Philadelphia, PA. Contains former members of the bands Zolof The Rock And Roll Destroyer and This Day Forward.

I saw Marigold last night at the Hall, they were the best fucking band there hands down.

by Too Clear March 27, 2005

mario molina

a sun-ofa-bitch who likes to suck dick and ass he's gay and a black stabber,................i mean back stabber

he's just gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

by kat March 11, 2005

marieola

Man arieolas. See moobs, mits.

"Wow, Bob sure has some fantastic marieolas!"

by Tim820 January 8, 2006

mario party rules

Mario party rules is a smoking game, you need alot weed a bong or two a mario party game on a nintendo console (64 works for me)
Now the rules are simple, pick characters, whenever you win a mingame a star or you win a box with an item coins or stars you pull a cone. Because you have to have a cone after you win a minigame you get ripped as you play thus making it harder or easier to win therefore getting a cone, Mario party rules works good when you want to smoke heaps but lack money therefore winning at MPR gets you quite baked

(Luigi) We played mario party rules last night, I won the minigame star happening star an coin star I was ripped way before we had a rematch,
(Wario) I hate mario party rules I pay the most an have the least!

by luigirippz May 29, 2010