kick the orange

Failing or messing up; not succeeding.

1) I hope I didn't kick the orange on my test!

2) Man, I totally kicked the orange on that test.

by wurd. August 12, 2006

mooning-kick

~ mooning-kick

The perfect retaliation after being mooned. The victim executes a (flying) kick at the mooner.
A direct hit indicates the perfect revenge.
If the victim misses his kick, the mooning counts as twice the humiliation.

Alexander: You got mooned yesterdag, didn't you?
Robin: Don't worry, afterwards I performed a flying mooning-kick.
Moe: But I dodged you!
Daniel: Whaha, double mooned!
robin: Oh, dear.

by MoLetalis March 26, 2010

Kicking the can

To delay a decision, as in to pass the buck, often to another person or committee

I was supposed to be hired by Jon but now that Ian is the new manager he gets to make the decision. No news yet, they are just kicking the can on my employment.

by GuitarDragon March 19, 2021

Kick up

kick up basically means im chillin

niya: your good?
Kay: yea I’m kick up

by imabadbitch_ December 4, 2020

Mule kick

When receiving head the guy puts his leg smoothly behind her head and gives her a swift knock to the back of the head.

John was telling me last night that he “mule kicked” a bitch so hard she started to neigh.

by Bigdickenergy2.0 November 29, 2018

Shit Kick

A devastatingly deranged act of violence.
This ferocious stunt is enacted in statistically rare cases by someone who is more than likely to be an acquaintance of yours.

The attacker instantaneously decides to go for a walk outside to deliberately step in dog shit. The objective is to return inside with the purpose of kicking you in the face.

Eg. “Oh my God! Look at Lawrence, his face is covered in blood and shit!”
“Yeah, he’s just been awarded a shit kick!”

Eg. “Sally came running round the corner and jumped up to deliver a shit kick to Colin’s face.”
“Colin fu****g stinks. I’m going out for lunch.”

by Milanoir February 5, 2020

Kicking the Windmill

to kick a windmill is to imply that you have done something exceptionally morally inappropriate or ambiguous, (esp. sexually) but actually you are only referring to kicking a literal windmill

dude, last night i was over a sally's house and we were kicking the windmill so hard.

or

dude last night i kicked sally's windmill so hard she cried

by ktw4 October 2, 2010