Black Johnson

Putting a fresh banana in a microwave and setting it for 10 minutes on high. The after effect is a burnt phallic shaped object that smell's like a yeti's ball sack.

I skated out of work early, but before I did I went to the accounting department's breakroom and left them a black johnson. TGIF mofos!

by GD Hayduke August 20, 2010

Fairweather Johnson

Casual Sports Fans. Defined by Hootie & the Blowfish when asked the meaning of their album of the same name.

Rob is such a Fairweather Johnson, he doesn't even know the Phillies are in the Senior League!

by k-Spit May 8, 2007

long johnson

a cock that is bigger than Mudbone's. Aka L.J.

Guy: Did you know that the Long Johnson can possibly kill you?
Girl: Oh really! O_O
*takes the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!

by WhiteBoyG May 24, 2014

Johnson City

Johnson City is a Small City/Large Town in Washington County, and the largest city in Tennessee east of Knoxville. It is located in the Tri-Cities, TN Metropolitan area, and is the largest city in that region, with a population of 66,936 as of 2020. Ranked one of the top 100 cities to live in America, it is home to many attractions including ETSU, the TVA Credit Union Ballpark, many annual festivals, and countless references in country songs. It is known for beautiful blue-ridge mountains and the sweet southern charm.

Suburbs and Independent Surrounding Cities Include:
Elizabethton, TN
Jonesborough, TN (Home to many attractions)
Gray, TN
Erwin, TN
Piney Flats, TN
Bluff City, TN
Bristol, TN
Kingsport, TN
Austin Springs (Unincorporated)
Greeneville, TN
Mountain City, TN
Asheville, NC
Abingdon, VA

“have you ever been to Johnson City?”
“No. Where’s that?”
“One of the best places on earth”

by JP the ENFP November 11, 2020

Swiss Johnson

A friend,or Home-Boy.

"What's up, Swiss Johnson?"; "See you later, Swiss Johnson."

by Danwise November 23, 2004

nutsack johnson

1. A term given to an unsuccessful explorer who manages to discover nothing of importance during his/her career

2. An unemployed immigrant that sells refurbished laptops in order to support a costly drug habit.

1. David became the first nutsack johnson in his fleet after returning home empty handed from his Arctic expedition.

2. That nutsack johnson is going to single handedly ruin our reputation for selling quality refurbished laptops.

by zonelad August 6, 2010

Nawguh Johnson

1. Average black man. 2. sometimes used to nickname a friend. 3. Used in place of a swearword. 4. African superhero with a fro. Otherwise know as the black superman.

1. Hey man it's mah buddy, Nawguh Johnson! 2. Yaw man that nigs a nawguh johnson! 3. Nawguh Johnson: "Cracka hand over the bucket of KFC or you is a dead whitey!" Cracka: "Don't come no closer! I'm armed with juicy pork chops Nawguh!" 4. "It's a bird! It's a plane! NOOO! IT'S NAWGUH JOHNSON!"

by dajohnson November 29, 2010