A man who has a needle dick and throws it into a fat hairy chick and nits a wooly jumper from her pubic hair, then turns around and takes a shite in her mouth.
by Urban dick muffin May 04, 2020
the hottest guy. ever.
he is *sexy*
and an amazing actor.
allllll other guys should be jealous of him.
he is *sexy*
and an amazing actor.
allllll other guys should be jealous of him.
My friend's mom grew up with Johnny Depp
random guy: man, i wish i was johnny depp
random girl: yeah, then maybe i'd like you
random guy: man, i wish i was johnny depp
random girl: yeah, then maybe i'd like you
by bananananana12 September 26, 2010
by Dillon Farnum January 17, 2005
A Big Johnny is when a girl is being gang-banged by two men; one penis in her mouth and the other in her vagina. If both men come simultaneously, she then pulls the penises out so that they ejaculate on each other's penises.
by Emmzee March 25, 2008
It's when you let a guy fuck you in the ass, coldcock him right before he comes, steal his wallet, then use the money to buy dope.
Hank thought he found a cheap screw. But in a moment of stupidity he flashed his wallet in front of the guy, who was clearly jonesing something awful, and who then pulled an Action Johnny, leaving Hank with a headache and empty pockets.
by OfAOf December 02, 2010
A good actor who sits in his house in the cheese sniffing country of France. While sitting in his house, he bad mouths America. Then he comes over here, stars in a movie and makes a ton of money off of our country (which he hates so much).
by Mike Dizzy February 12, 2006
term used to explain a dire and immediate need to relieve fecal matter in an explosive manner from your bum. May be abbreviated as "JR"
I ate too much at dinner and now I really need to Johnny Rocket!
After her sixth bowl of chilli in just over an hour, Sara really needed to JR.
After her sixth bowl of chilli in just over an hour, Sara really needed to JR.
by Sophia M. Greene December 26, 2004