Jaded

To either be or become the baddest mother fucker of them all. To have no fear of any Bitch on Facebook who hides behind a fake profile from fear of being seen for who they really are

Harley is very fuckin jaded today!

by Funfactguy June 26, 2018

Jaded

To be very popular and well known; term mosting used in New York

Mike is so funny and cool, no wonder he’s so Jaded.

by Tray2wavyyyy June 10, 2020

Jayda

Some bitch who sits on her computer all day searching for asian girls with big tits and huge asses to add to her Tumblr. Jaydas like to ignore your phone calls, insult your intelligence, and are notorious for dissing your friends because it is the only thing that stimulates her besides a bowl of Ramen. If you're a Jayda; you might be mistaken for a man, have a best friend named Kita, have onions for armpits and wear big ass zebra slippers. If you have a friend named Jayda, your other friends might question her existence.

Could've been a Jayda, that got a hold of the wrong stuff and made her go up a tree and play a leprechaun.

by shutupyes September 2, 2014

Jaded

When some one is jealous, comes from envy and jealousy being associated with the colour green but' jade' (being green) just sounds cooler

Why you so jaded ? It's only a cookie

by Abaolive October 3, 2017

jessica jaded

a pornstar-esque name fit for a girl with high aspirations of fame and fortune.

jessica jaded is going straight to the top.

by jaia December 31, 2007

uncle jared

The Jewish version of an Uncle Tom. Based on Jared Kushner and his self-loathing brand of being Jewish.

"How can Eli, a Jewish Man, date a neo-nazi? He is such an Uncle Jared."

by RNJD June 20, 2018

jared

a stupid fucker who can't even get dressed in the morning.
he likes hitting on married women and invariably gets beaten by their husbands.
he is usually retarded and likes literally eating shit.

that man just beat his wife's jared.

by gerard_capshen123 November 23, 2013