man control

A fictional version of Birth Control a man can take to make his sperm inactive for the day.

Joe-Dude I gotta go to the store for some condoms
James-why don't you just pop some MAN CONTROL?

by 2savge4u October 12, 2017

control shift n

yes incognito aka "porn"

keyboard after being pressed control shift n : ahh shit here we go aga-
your horny ass: OHHHH YEAH IM EJACTULATIGN THIS IS SO HOTTHOTHTOHTTHOTHHOTOHTHOTHOTOTH
a random ass ant: dude what the fuck

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023

Controlling

I'm not going to do it even if I'm being pushed. And because I AM... If the pushing doesn't stop an I am not treated at the level of the individual (which includes getting the credit I deserve) I'm just going to murder a random kid and kill myself. It isn't all that complicated. I'm going to control what happens to one of your kids. It IS going to happen.

Hym "Wrong. No, the controlling is the result of the cognitive dissonance that stems from the misalignment between the abstract representation of of 'Child' or 'A good child' and the behavior of the actual person. That's your inability to accept your child for what they are and your desire to be the author of the story you tell about your child. But that literally isn't going to matter for one of your children. They are going to be a tertiary character in the story of how YouTube tried to rally against someone who threatened your kids and went on to create AI and either got the credit any due compensation for his contribution OR murder a child and killed himself. Keep that same attitude after I get the credit."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

pedo control

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.

Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.

by Mrci December 12, 2021

Gun Control

Another word for penis

My husband had gun control going on last night!

by DragonKingAn March 23, 2019

Deadpool controller

A controller with deadpool's GYAAAATT on the back. It is handed out to 2 winners of a twitter competition to help advertise the movie Deadpool & Wolverine.

I'm gonna win the Deadpool controller and feel that rubbery goodness.

by Skibidi-Rizzler-69 August 5, 2024

Psychologically control

Give me a break. You're definitely trying. And the manner in which you're attempting to do it is wildly offensive and is LITERALLY something NO ONE WOULD ADMIT TO DOING PUBLICLY. Get it? And, thus, the lack of coverage.

Hym "That's actually the entire motivation being shaming culture. Psychologically controlling other people to remediate the imaginary problems created by the narcissistic delusion of moral superiority. And what I mean by that is, the problem itself is only a problem in so far as it relates to a set of axiomatic presuppositions. Axiomatic presuppositions to which people don't have to adhere. You're not the arbiter of how I need to behave. I'm just going to keep doing whatever I'm doing until I'm done doing it and then I'm going to 'pull the pin' and 'hit the eject button.' And there is nothing you can do to convince me to change something that doesn't need to be changed."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023