wind sports

Farting on or being farted on for sexual pleasure.

I thought we were just going to do some wind sports but he followed through.

by templehoffer October 26, 2012

Golden Wind

The simultaneous action of urinating while ripping ass hard enough to turn the stream into a fine mist

Ive heard of a golden shower... but a golden wind requires some special talent

by AzureFish February 21, 2025

Dick winded

The act of inflating a used fleshlight, then blowing the air out towards somebody else.

Dude, I totally dick winded her last night!

by Thotomas prime March 1, 2019

Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of helicoptering one’s genitalia in the act of cooling another down

“Damn bro it’s hot out here”
“You’re right dog, we should get the boys around and make a big Macedonian Wind Turbine “

by ForgottenTubeSock August 10, 2024

Whispering Wind

When you deem someone the scum of the internet. So you go undercover, befriend that person in real life, and one night while the troll is sleeping, you slowly crouch over their face, spread your ass cheeks, and quietly fart into the eyes of the beast. Causing an infection, permanent blindness, and the eventual removal of their eyeballs. Effectively ending the reign of terror on the internet.

Bro, I found GamerNerd246 the other day and gave him the whispering wind. He won't be bothering you anymore.

by Pregnasty May 2, 2021

Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by anonymous February 25, 2023

The Wind chime

When you hit an angry guit and fart at the same time

I hit the wind chime and my girlfriends jaw dropped

by Ab050600 May 10, 2025