Great Urban Depression

A time when Urban Dictionary's members and their "Word of The Day" gets more thumbs down than thumbs up.
Joe: Man, what's up with these words, they're getting more thumb downs than thumbs up

Jo: It's the "Great Urban Depression", no one has any good words or phrases
by TheBaddestQ October 21, 2009
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the great white telephone

The toilet,The John,the crapper,the porcelain throne,the rest room
Dude drank too much now he's talking through the great white telephone
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The Great Australian Wanker

Someone who writes a 2 letter word, such as 'No', on a bit of paper because writing a 3 letter word, such as 'Yes', is just way too hard.
Person 1: Did you vote?

Person 2: Yeah, i voted no. I couldnt be bothered learning about what we were voting for and writing no is way easier than writing yes.

Person 1: You are The Great Australian Wanker.
by Actual Ltd. October 17, 2023
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The Great Wal of Mart

(n.) A slang term for the discount store that has consumed America as we know it, demolishing our economy of free enterprise and putting many small corporations out of business. Also known as Wally World, The Great Wal (Wall)
Jim Bob!!! No playing in the toy section with the youngins when we get to The Great Wal of Mart!
by chas.co. November 05, 2004
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Your Mom Was GREAT

She made me a poutine.
"Your mom was great."

"WHAT!? SHE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ME POUTINE!"
by Occifer April 22, 2008
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The Great American Challenge

A Competition, often held at the end of college finals week, in which teams of four attempt to first consume a 30 pack of beer, then an eighth of an ounce of marijuana, then two large pizzas, and then finish a 100 piece puzzle.

Penalties, usually time, are imposed for spilling beer or vomiting.

Variations on the rules exist:
The beer can be a 36 pack instead of a 30.
The amount of marijuana is sometimes reduced to 2 grams.
The puzzle is sometimes more pieces, depending on how long the participants want the competition to last.
Also, some competitions change the order of events to account for the Beer before bong rule (that's just wrong).

Another variation exists wherein the teams begin in the morning, can drink, smoke, and eat simultaneously, and then once everything has been consumed, may move on to a 1,000 piece puzzle. The teams have until midnight (or in some cases, sunrise of the next day) to complete the challenge. In this variation, the challenge is more geared toward "getting it done" than racing and can be performed by a single team of four if desired.
"Hey man, do you want to take the Great American Challenge?"
"The dildo?"
"No, the other one."
"Fuck yeah!"
by TFK! January 27, 2009
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great teacher onizuka

A Japanese product, available as an anime, manga, or drama, following the exploits of Eichi Onizuka. "GTO," as it is more commonly known, promotes drugs, sex, and the rights of teachers to beat up students. A true gem of society.
Have you seen that GTO? That's some great shit.
by Em February 08, 2003
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