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Hump Day

Hump day is the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is up the pump Wednesday is the top of the Hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is down the hump .
Hey guys guess what Day it is. Is it hump day . Yes it is !
by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018
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Doctor humping

Sucking up to a doctor to obtain drugs.
I'm going to do some doctor humping to get some valium.
by Redheaded Monster April 19, 2018
mugGet the Doctor humpingmug.

National dry hump day

National dry hump day when you go to anybody n hump them
by tinylol April 11, 2019
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mob hump

mafia groupie, a poser who tries to get in good with the wiseguys
man, kleinfeld is a real mob hump, if you ask me...
by Cantaloupe Jones April 11, 2023
mugGet the mob humpmug.

hump

its when you put the part in the part.
hump your mom.
by wqkjewhu September 24, 2019
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sandman hump

When you use rohypnol on someone then fuck them and take a selfie with them.
"Your going to be arrested sandman humping"
by The dolphin lover May 12, 2016
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hubey hump

When an out of shape white man starfishes with a fat black woman and her saggy tits slap him in the face
I can’t wait to hubey hump with Shaniqua from da club! Her knockers sag to her knees!
by Catfishbilly August 24, 2024
mugGet the hubey humpmug.

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