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jitter hump

The motion of deliriously entertaining yet unsatisfying sex performed by a female who knows absolutely nothing about sex or pleasure who is trying to please her "PARTNER" and physically CAN NOT
Man my cumdumpster of a so called girlfriend tried to jitter hump me last night and put herself in the hospital when it went wrong
by Irishbeast69 June 14, 2022
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Dry Hump

A sexual term when a man or woman grinds up against a object or person.

In reference to a form of : sex act
Like when a man or boy grab a female from behind in a bear hug then has dry sex with her she being unwillingly , involved.

Or at any public schools when teenagers grab a girl or girls and dry humps her 3 min ect.
A sex act - type of trespassing assualt .
Dry Hump : The woman said "he grind up against her on the city bus".
It's called- Dry Sex / Dry Humping
by House of Yahweh July 24, 2023
mugGet the Dry Humpmug.

hump muffin

I can't tell you... hump muffin. If you know, you know.
by humpmuffin February 20, 2025
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Dry humping

Dry humping is the act of not dipping your nuggets in sauce.
I wasn’t dry humping those nuggets cause they didn’t give me any sauce man
by 63rdjah March 31, 2023
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HHNE Hump

1. A gay action performed by males of the HHNE population in which one male jumps on and violently attacks another male.

2. When a female flirts to the point where the guy's balls are the size of moons hanging so low the male is forced to bend over to balance the weight. This is usually done because the female is drawn towards the "image" or fantasy of hooking up with a guy but doesn't actually want to, since she is a total prude queer.
1. "Yo did you see what Akiva Mendel did to Ari Yakov? "
"No, what did he do?"
"He totally HHNE humped him into oblivion!"
"What?!!?! Such a faggot!"
2. "Chana Mushka is such a bitch duudde"
"No way, what did she do this time"
"She was rubbing my gonads and just wouldn't do anything"
"Why would she do that, such a bitch, HHNE humping and shit"
"Damn straight"
by phoenixkidgabe December 30, 2013
mugGet the HHNE Humpmug.

Hump day

Yo it's hump day tomorrow
by Fwaxll February 13, 2023
mugGet the Hump daymug.

hump possition

This is the position on which a male is on top of a female and banging her HARD
Daddy, let's get in the hump possition!
mugGet the hump possitionmug.

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