goggle hump monkey

A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like
Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.
by 6moley9 June 20, 2008
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Jump hump

Wanna help my jump hump this girl I met at Institute.
by Exmormonnick May 08, 2022
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humping hips

When a women’s hips are spread due to sexual penetration
“Ok my grown woman body is defiantly coming in”
Mmhm you freak nasty that’s them humping hips”
by Soulewordemotionrescue May 16, 2022
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HHNE Hump

1. A gay action performed by males of the HHNE population in which one male jumps on and violently attacks another male.

2. When a female flirts to the point where the guy's balls are the size of moons hanging so low the male is forced to bend over to balance the weight. This is usually done because the female is drawn towards the "image" or fantasy of hooking up with a guy but doesn't actually want to, since she is a total prude queer.
1. "Yo did you see what Akiva Mendel did to Ari Yakov? "
"No, what did he do?"
"He totally HHNE humped him into oblivion!"
"What?!!?! Such a faggot!"
2. "Chana Mushka is such a bitch duudde"
"No way, what did she do this time"
"She was rubbing my gonads and just wouldn't do anything"
"Why would she do that, such a bitch, HHNE humping and shit"
"Damn straight"
by phoenixkidgabe December 31, 2013
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Doctor humping

Sucking up to a doctor to obtain drugs.
I'm going to do some doctor humping to get some valium.
by Redheaded Monster October 25, 2017
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