Person 1: "I want to be a hipster like everyone else!"
Person 2: "Sounds like a Paradoxial Hipster!"
Person 2: "Sounds like a Paradoxial Hipster!"
by hipsterjoe May 6, 2011
Get the Paradoxial Hipstermug. see mallgoth/mall goth
obnoxious, rich teenage girls who blindly follow the hipster trend, thinking they're incredibly original. they listen to grouplove, one direction, lana del rey, the smiths, young the giant, and walk the moon. they can easily be spotted by long, straightened hair, a nose piercing, an iphone 4s, and an urban outfitters top that says "free spirit" or something.
obnoxious, rich teenage girls who blindly follow the hipster trend, thinking they're incredibly original. they listen to grouplove, one direction, lana del rey, the smiths, young the giant, and walk the moon. they can easily be spotted by long, straightened hair, a nose piercing, an iphone 4s, and an urban outfitters top that says "free spirit" or something.
person a: omg look at those mallgoths what is this, 2004?
person b: not half as bad as those mall hipsters
person b: not half as bad as those mall hipsters
by judgementalandpretentious July 13, 2012
Get the mall hipstermug. 1. all he wants to do is just "change the world", 2. but be aware, the hipster entrepreneur values ego validation far more than he does profit or market share
Tony Hsieh is a great entrepreneur who's proven himself over and over again, but he's also the godfather of all hipster entrepreneurs.
They've only been in operation for a year and they're giving back 15% of their profits to charity... WTF, are you kidding me? Are they hipster entrepreneurs or something?
Goddamn hipster entrepreneur. His interests on Facebook are: tea, yoga, and Deepak Chopra.
They've only been in operation for a year and they're giving back 15% of their profits to charity... WTF, are you kidding me? Are they hipster entrepreneurs or something?
Goddamn hipster entrepreneur. His interests on Facebook are: tea, yoga, and Deepak Chopra.
by cantor356 October 7, 2010
Get the hipster entrepreneurmug. A hipster that prefers flannel or some type of long-sleeved overshirt with a "lumberjack" or tartan design, has a beard and "nerdy" black glasses, is probably tattooed, and who has extensive knowledge of single-speed bicycles. A blend between a hipster and a dirtster; more the former than the latter. The northwoods hipster is quite popular in Minneapolis, MN. They are typically spotted at organic foods stores such as Whole Foods.
Image of a "northwoods hipster": Picture a slimmed down Zach Galifianakis wearing tartan and riding a single-speed bike.
by manroy August 19, 2012
Get the northwoods hipstermug. I had a hipster moment when my freinds were talking about the Hunger Games and I had read it before it was being made into a movie.
by The Epic Person With A Face June 15, 2012
Get the Hipster Momentmug. A hipster whose image (appearance, musical taste, choice in foods) is defined by how little they adhere to typical hipster norms at any given time. Often, an alt-hipster runs two or three trends behind the hipster trends in an effort to show that they weren't really noticing what was going on and just now realized this was cool when finding last year's finds in the bargain bin at Salvation Army and hearing this music on Amazon Prime.
by Squee-Z T March 5, 2017
Get the alt-hipstermug. A Hipster who has gone so far down the rabbit hole he/she can't tell if they are being ironic anymore.
Defined by the Gentlemen Scumbags podcasts hosts Mike Burns, Mike Bridenstine and guest Kyle Kinane.
Defined by the Gentlemen Scumbags podcasts hosts Mike Burns, Mike Bridenstine and guest Kyle Kinane.
That Serpaco Hipster can't tell if he likes wearing those cartoon sunglasses and doing the chaleston, but he's in too deep to stop.
Gary's gone Serpaco Hipster on us, he's trying to bring back oversized dumbells and full body bathing suits.
Gary's gone Serpaco Hipster on us, he's trying to bring back oversized dumbells and full body bathing suits.
by EgoManiacs February 15, 2012
Get the Serpaco Hipstermug.