hot and heavy

When an aircraft is above a certain weight and going faster then usual it is said to be "hot and heavy"

"This is Empress 269 turning short final. coming in hot and heavy"

by Q400 October 3, 2009

heaven

When you die, it is the place you go if you are lucky enough to have selected the right religion. Once there, you will be able to spend an eternity in a Sunday School-like setting. You won't be bothered by the likes of Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, or Thomas Jefferson. Instead, you'll spend your time hanging out with people like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and Jimmy Swaggart. You'll also get to sing hymns like "Nearer my God to Thee" or "Bringing in the Sheaves." Naturally, non-Christian music will be banned, as will sexual intercourse or inappropriate literature. Your television viewing options will be limited to the ABC Family Channel and HGTV.

These activities will continue for billions of years and will in no way make you wish you were dead.

I can't wait to go to heaven!

by Optimist Ollie December 31, 2008

Heavenly Hot Lunch

Sexual fetish wherein one partner defecates in their partner's mouth and then wraps their head in plastic wrap... and the shit on their face is the last thing they know before they die. A much more lethal variation of Hot Lunch. Could also be considered a "reverse vegetarian hot lunch".

"I heard the coroner said Jim died of a heavenly hot lunch. Lucky bastard."

by YlerSkay September 1, 2008

heavies

the feeling one will have the morning after a night of drinking and bad decisions. a general "heavy" feeling of regret, guilt and dread.

nicki had the heavies after her work christmas when she found out she stole the band's mic and sang "don't stop believing" to the entire company.

by tilley g February 27, 2009

Heavy Load

n.- to releasa a hot steamy pile of crap in one's undergarments.

"Dude, what the hell is that smell?"
"I think Jared released a heavy load"

by Stealthcrip October 13, 2005

Suck my enormous heaven

to partake of, or to insinuate that someone else should partake of, a taste of someone's penis, as referred to as "heaven", meaning it tastes nicely. "Suck" is not used in a literal sense, but rather implies using one's mouth on the enormous penis, to taste it.

"Jody, suck my enormous heaven."
"Ok, John."
*Jody then proceeds to give John a blowjob*

by Mr. Kyle July 25, 2006

Heavy Metal

A subgenre of Rock music, closely related to Hard Rock. It was developed during the 70's by bands such as Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin (although they stuck to their blues and folk roots, and weren't completely Heavy Metal), Black Sabbath, Uriah Heep - even some prog-rock bands experimented with heavier sounds, Heavy Metal sounds. It is said that the first Heavy Metal band was Black Sabbath - I can boldly say they were the first BRITISH Metal band, and Blue Cheer the first American Metal band.

The music is characterized for it's technical and heavy riffs, long songs, and solos played with virtuosity. Lyrics are very varied (contrary to what many people think, they don't all have "satanic" or evil lyrics, and hateful lyrics) - they range from love and sex, through war and nuclear holocaust to fantasy and dragons.

Heavy metal is one of the most misunderstood genres of music in our day. Rather unfortunately, this is often a result of brazen ignorance about the subject, brought about by certain sectors of the media, society, and listeners themselves.

Most notable bands are: Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Dio, Manowar, Stratovarius, Deep Purple, Dokken, Judas Priest

Great vocalists: Ronnie James Dio, Bruce Dickinson, Rob Halford

by Gabriel December 13, 2004