went heels to Jesus

to wallpaper the closet, to put Percy in the play pan, to lay some pipe, to swing the axe

- The last time I laid some pipe?
- You know, wallpapered the closet, went heels to Jesus?
- You mean make love?
- Nah, just sex!

by Zombieland2009 February 3, 2010

war-hell ride

A bad experience; a chain of negative events. (Coined by the late singer Wesley Willis.)

Nothing went right in the office today. The day was one big war-hell ride.

by Todd W. Zimmerman June 5, 2007

you had me at hell no

a losers alibi that no means yes. usually reserved for guys who also say rape is when a woman changes her mind later. same dudes that say they like it when a chick puts up a fight and consider outright rejection 'a fight'

douche: so can i have your number?

hot chick: nah, i dont think thats a good idea

douche: so you wanna call me instead?

hot chick: wtf? of course not! why would you even think that? what do i have to tell you for you to understand that we dont work???

douche: well you had me at hell no

by ed the Word September 11, 2009

Blue Hell

A term used in video games to describe the outside of the main game area or map. It can be accessed either accidentally, or through the use of a no clip cheat/code. Blue Hell can often contain objects hidden from the map/area by the map designer, for example, in Counter-Strike or GTA3.

Aaaarrgh! I've fallen into blue hell!

by David Kuling August 26, 2005

the Hell

Implying that something is awry.

"The hell you talkin' about?"

"Boobies."

by Lauren Myers March 10, 2004

Hell nah nigga!

Phrase used by AfricanoBOi, "AfricanoBoiShow" on youtube. A literal definition; It's a harsh way of "No." or "No way."
But he doesn't use it as often as before, which sucks.

Sing the phrase in a high opera-like voice, and to hold out the "Hell" & "Nah" for 3 seconds, and the "Nigga" for 5 seconds. Vibrato is optional.

WARNING: White people/anyone who isn't Black should never say this, unless you hate your life and wish to end it or if a hospital is nearby.

-In a store-
-employee runs up to you-
Bitch: Hai sir! Like, could I help you or anything?
Tim: No, I'll just look myself.
Bitch: All right sir, may I suggest the clearance rack since you're black?
Tim: What?
Bitch: You're black, you want the clearance rack! Right?
Tim: ...
Bitch: -smiles- It's right over there, sir!
Tim: HELLLL NAHHH NIGGAAAAA!

-pimp slaps Bitch across face-

--

Joey: Hey Tim, you got any oreos?
Tim: Hell nah nigga! I got some nilla wafers though.

by Oh man. o3o August 29, 2009

Flaming Hell-cock

When a true pervert dies and goes to hell he may become a demon who rapes sinners with his fiery penis of eternal suffering.

I'm gonna fuck you with my flaming hell-cock, and your ass will BURN for eternity!

by 2nd seal February 18, 2003