kettering

N. An imprint left on the skin after reclining on an uneven surface for a sustained period, commonly seen on face after sleeping in an unusual place

"I don't know how I got there or what they did to me. All I know is I woke up sore and with kettering all over my face."

by Humbert October 21, 2005

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Getting Templed

Pertaining to students specifically enrolled at Temple University, but also applicable to its alumni in the real world, it is the equivalent to 'Getting Fucked' and not in a good way. Most commonly occurring when a student commutes in to school for a single purpose which subsequently gets thwarted.

1. I got templed today. I drove in to school to pick up my refund check from the Student Financial Services, but they lost it and when I got back to my car, Campus Police had issued me a parking ticket.

2. I had a meeting with my advisor today so that I can graduate on time, but when I arrived, he had forgotten about it and gone home for the day. Getting Templed sucks.

by Peter H. August 28, 2008

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Getting It Monk

When an action/event is so amazing that people want to set up communes, communities, town, cities and monasteries around it.

I'm hittin the dance floor tomorrow night. I'm gonna be getting it monk.

by Justin Chandler April 24, 2008

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Getting pussy out the showerhead

Getting so much pussy from such a steady source (or multiple steady sources) with such minimal effort that it appears to simply flow forth like water from a showerhead.

"Hey dude, did you hear about Pedro?"
"Yeah, I heard he keeps hooking up with that hella hot chick down in 301"
"You heard right! He didn't even ask! She just thrust herself at him."
"Damn, that boy be getting pussy out the showerhead"

by FreshZest May 3, 2012

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