A distinctive doctrine, cause, theory or religion of thoroughly confused, disordered, or damaged way of thinking that makes life, situation, or circumstance very difficult or lacking a good outcome.
by Foxylan September 10, 2020
Get the Fuckedupism mug.The long shaft of the law is what you receive when you get caught slippin’ by the police.
It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.
Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.
It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.
Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.
The only way to assuredly avoid getting fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law is to never ever leave the safety of your constitutionally protected house, answer the door for, or talk to anybody.
by CurrentlyPooping September 4, 2021
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Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
by Dinneryum March 1, 2023
Get the Fucked up the ass without lube mug.A word that means everything and anything, though is usually used in replacement for a swear word. Most commonly ‘Fuck’
“Hey Gerald! Look at this!” -Person 1
“AHH FRUCKLENUTTS BRO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!” -Person 2
“Frucklenutts, are you ok?” -Person 1
“I think so, just hurts” -Person 2
“AHH FRUCKLENUTTS BRO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!” -Person 2
“Frucklenutts, are you ok?” -Person 1
“I think so, just hurts” -Person 2
by Apollo_hi September 25, 2023
Get the Frucklenutts mug.Man, I had 190 lines in tetris and I was going for a record! I needed a long piece but I just got square-fucked and the blocks reached the top... FUCK!
by Sir Hugo March 31, 2009
Get the square-fucked mug.The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.
"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"
"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."
"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."
"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"
"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."
"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."
"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"
by ellispsycho January 5, 2009
Get the Simmons Fucked mug.John: Dude dillon acted like a douche lastnight!
Steve: yeah, but at least he apologized he sent me a really nice text this morning, bout how were best friends and how he gets outta control sometimes.
John: that MOTHER FUCKER!
Steve: what?
John: he forward fucked our asses!
Steve: whatta Gebroni!
Steve: yeah, but at least he apologized he sent me a really nice text this morning, bout how were best friends and how he gets outta control sometimes.
John: that MOTHER FUCKER!
Steve: what?
John: he forward fucked our asses!
Steve: whatta Gebroni!
by Trevcraig15 January 18, 2011
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