Ford

A piece of shit car company.. I mean seriously The mustang (Except The Salene Mustang and the Mustang Cobra) Blows too slow to heavy.. The ford Exploder just blows ass.. GET A FUCKIN HONDA!!!

Hi my ford just exploded for no reason at all can I ride in your honda? Sure

by Tromboner 2004 August 16, 2003

ford

Fag Opens Rear Daily

I took it in the butt because I bought a Ford. Now I walk a lot.

by D² May 25, 2003

FORD

Piece of shit make of car
Only good for making fun of but not worth the effort
Beaten by HOLDEN in Bathurst numerous times (of course!)

Fucked On Race Day

Rather push a HOLDEN then drive a ford

On the 7th day god created ford, on the 8th he traded it in for a HOLDEN

by Christina August 31, 2004

ford

wen written backwards:

Driver Returns On Foot

it would be better to drive a 1955 Holden backwards than drive that new FPV GT Found On Rubbish Dump

Person 1: mate my ford wont start
Person 2: ive told u fords only work wen they go downhill

by Fords are made from reused parts April 29, 2005

fordeo

someone who is a champion and a icon a fine speciman of a dog his fordeos just keep getting beta and bigger....isnt it awfully nice 2 have a penis isnt it awfully nice 2 have a dong! du du

this aint his 1st fordeo PUNK!

by Nick Elsom April 28, 2005

Fordin'

to be wicked drunk constantly

Kyle was sooo fordin' last night.

by Emma Grace August 1, 2007

ford the deleware

Term used to refer to smoking weed when around those who would think poorly of you, or used to peer pressure a friend into leaving his homework to go expand his or her mind.

I've got the piece, shall we ford the deleware squirtner?

by Pond Str. November 22, 2007