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Moosehead Flu

A colloquial term originating from Canadian high schools, “Moosehead flu” refers to the phenomenon where students, particularly females, gain weight over the course of their high school years. This is attributed to the early consumption of Moosehead, a cheap beer popular among Canadian youths, combined with a lack of physical activity. The term underscores a noticeable change in physical appearance from freshman to senior year, often discussed among male students.
Look at the senior girls, they’ve really caught the Moosehead flu since freshman year.”
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honolulu blue flu

The 24 hour condition that occurs after a Detroit Lion’s victory where people call in sick to celebrate the moment.
After the Detroit Lions won the championship, there was a Honolulu Blue Flu outbreak in the metro Detroit area.
by Squire James January 28, 2024
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Wulfeck Flu

The Wulfeck males are such alpha-males that when they are standing too close to a beta-male, the beta-male will find himself starting to feel ill with almost flu like symptoms.

This is because the Wulfeck aura is attacking the energy field of the beta-male trying to take his life.

Even when a Wulfeck seems innocent, he is not, and is always trying to destroy his enemies.
Oh, shit Noah, do you have the Wulfeck Flu?
by brettsrealdad December 8, 2023
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Flu Jab

When a man has sex with a woman with the intent of getting an STD to transfer to another woman, most often one who has been cheating on him previously.
"Shaniqua was fucking Daquan so I'm gonna give her a flu jab, where's that bitch with Syphilis?"
by IsopodCunt October 23, 2018
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princess flu

The period or monthly menstrual cycle of a female. Aunt flo is in town for the week. That bitch is on the rag.
You dont want to come to my house this week my wife has the princess flu.
by Knot u December 13, 2018
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Jameson Flu

When someone gets too drunk off of Jameson and has a hangover but claims their sick with some kind of flu. Clearly a lie to get out of working
Oh look, Chelsea’s using the Jameson flu excuse again
by Not shawston July 9, 2018
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Mam-Flu

The polar opposite to Man Flu (where a man has a slight cold but believes he's dying and can't lift a finger). Mam-Flu describes a mother who is probably suffering with the worst possible flu strain you can get but has to, and does, crack on with everyday chores/work/kids.
I've got mam-flu, but I'll still see you at work after doing the laundry, dropping the kids at breakfast club, nipping past the supermarket and getting the car in for a service.
by kennypet July 11, 2018
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