The first guy you ever date, a tortured soul with a floppy haircut who, despite being incredibly sensitive where matters involving his own well-being are concerned, treats you appallingly, never pays attention to a word you say and dumps you by the side of the road.
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P1: Phillis had that baby ya know.
P2: …….
P1: Then Flossy came out, ran to Mexico not a single fuck.
P2: Classic Flossy
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P1: That Flossy kicked out Alan while paralyzed from the accident. Guy couldn’t even move hardly.
P2:Why?? TF!?!??
P1: Got her government check in and to clear house she accused him of going through her shit and stealing.
P2: Mrs smith must smoke crack
Origin: Slang in rv parks; traced to the 1980s strip club scene-Flossy had a baby to make Prego money then sold the baby for a car. 40 years later takes the son in to nurse back to health after 2 days has a breakdown and throws him out just to say she did it twice. It’s ok mom you can smoke meth in private. Just because I said no doesn’t mean I’m going to tell on you. You tell on yourself. Fuck you Flossy
P2: …….
P1: Then Flossy came out, ran to Mexico not a single fuck.
P2: Classic Flossy
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P1: That Flossy kicked out Alan while paralyzed from the accident. Guy couldn’t even move hardly.
P2:Why?? TF!?!??
P1: Got her government check in and to clear house she accused him of going through her shit and stealing.
P2: Mrs smith must smoke crack
Origin: Slang in rv parks; traced to the 1980s strip club scene-Flossy had a baby to make Prego money then sold the baby for a car. 40 years later takes the son in to nurse back to health after 2 days has a breakdown and throws him out just to say she did it twice. It’s ok mom you can smoke meth in private. Just because I said no doesn’t mean I’m going to tell on you. You tell on yourself. Fuck you Flossy
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