The Five Knights

A group of wild, insane, weird and creepy friends who're are dorks and formed a group named the 5 knights one day in grade 5 and still use it to this day cause they be weird!!!

- who are those freaks running around the school yard like weirdos

- the five knights they weird

- ya no duh!

*joins the group in their fun*

by Movi3junki3_42 May 19, 2017

Diamond Fiveosis

The inability to be a decent person even when faced with good fortune.

I am diagnosed with Diamond Fiveosis. The doctors told my parents no matter how much sex, money or fame I acquire, there is no way to stop being a loser for me. Faced with such a serious ailment, I find myself caught in a paradox. I am a loser physiologically, like all of you, but incapable of asking for your help dealing with it, because none of you are coaches , players or high elo.

by midder February 17, 2018

soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.

1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018

Just Five More Minutes

A term that says you need 5 more minutes for something, is expected to be 1 minute from others, turns out to be 30 minutes.

Mom: Get up! You'll be late!!!

Me: ...just five more minutes

Mom: You said that a fucking hour ago, get up!

by TheManInTheChickenCostume July 13, 2020

ring five

Essentially as a serious-couple-thing, i.e. when married -- doing a "high five" except performing it by "clinking" your wedding rings against each other; for example in a fist-bump manner.

I ring fived my husband cause I was proud of him since he mastered a job interview today

by NoShadeRed January 5, 2022

Harvey High Five

Invented in Harvey, New Brunswick, Canada. A form of self-gratification whereby one's fist is inserted into one's rectum. Once fully inserted past the wrist one attempts to fully open the hand and extend all digits. When performed with a partner this is known as the Harvey Hand Grenade.

Due to an increase in medical expenses the Harvey High Five is now forbidden in all New Brunswick Prisons.

by Noisy as Dry Buggery October 5, 2010

The Forty Five

A new style flat brim cap that the brim flips up in the front to a 45 degree angle. This street/moto/skate look is becoming the rage on the west coast.

The Forty Five that bro's wearing is hella sik yo!

by Vettie01 January 5, 2011