this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family
Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid
Evan leaves ...
father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick
Father: sweet kid
Evan leaves ...
father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick
by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020
A father who has always been there no matter what a father is a person you can always look up to.A true father cares about you , although a father may be a douche at some points he is trying to protect you.
by Ana1492 February 20, 2018
Sunny: everyone get a small rod for the lav
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.
Zim: How about I just rub the rod father until its pulsating.
by Happy tight us January 19, 2017
A type of milk that is really spicy.
It is a lot healtier for a newborn infant to drink papa's milk for the first year
It is a lot healtier for a newborn infant to drink papa's milk for the first year
by tea&milk October 17, 2017
A big, bald, creepy man that likes to slap the heads of others until they go bald just like him because he is jealous of their hair. He isolates himself inside his church until unsuspecting victims fall into his trap were he slaps the shit out of their head until they are nothing but a cowering bald mess.
by Billybobbly man tits December 16, 2018
My co-father-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021