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Ramen Farts 

The incontinence caused by consuming a diet of mainly Ramen noodles. Characteristic effects include gurgling stomach, hungry feeling, and silent farts. Some of these effects are amplified if the Ramen noodles are consumed with cheap beer, and a noxious odor is then associated with the farts.
Dude, I gotta start getting some real food. These Ramen farts are going to be the death of my social life.
Ramen Farts by starvingnbroke November 18, 2010

whisper farts 

When you're laying in bed ultra gassy and endlessly farting hiss tone farts. Usually these farts are extremely vile due to some mystery fast food protein eaten earlier or the previous day.
Dude, last night the room was thick and humid from my whisper farts.
whisper farts by 88-0554 September 19, 2013

rotting cabbage farts 

Flatulence that smells so horrific you are unable to remain standing once the gas hits you.
I dropped to my knees when his rotting cabbage farts wafted into my headspace.

Smelling their own farts 

Term used to the delusion of individuals who think they are producing something great when actually it's a piece of shit.
Hey Danaerys, it's Jon Snow. Have you seen the scripts for season 8. Weiss and Benioff think it's great. They have definately been smelling their own farts in the writers room.

noxious farts 

farts so deadly, the stench is powerful enough to kill 10 adult humans
Uber driver: Stop ripping noxious farts. Let me open the windows. I don't care if it's snowing outside, I have 2 kids & I don't wanna die.
Fartisha: Yeah whatever

artsy-fartsy 

A derogatory term to describe a pretentiously irritating person who exhibits an overblown involvement or appreciation of the arts

Artsy-fartsy individuals tend to be unemployed and enjoy finger-painting.
I cannot stand the artsy-fartsy type; they are just a bunch of trendy hippies.”
artsy-fartsy by tttico February 6, 2010