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Epic

When something happens happens so awesome it deserves an oscar. A once in a lifetime thing. The kind of things that happen and you will actually remember in twenty years. (Although thats pushing it)
1. Jigga: Yo obama be the first black prezzi.
Alfonz: EPIC.


2. In a game of beer pong which took place on the 6th of February 2009, Bacon and Binsky were playing beer pong. Bacon shoots and gets a cup, Binsky shoots and makes a cup. Balls back. Bacon shoots and makes the second cup in, kid on other team picks up cup to drink, and Binsky makes a shot into the same cup he's drinking. This would never happen regularly so Binsky turns to Bacon and says "EPIC!"
by SixhundredSeventyNine4lyfe February 9, 2009
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Epic

Incredibly brilliant in some way or another
Maizey's rainbow hair is epic!
by Vyccy May 20, 2011
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Epic

Being unusually large, powerful or wonderful. On a grander scale than the modified word would otherwise imply.

Popular synonyms: Massive, Huge, Incredible, Awesome
"Sasha just gave me an epic blowjob"
by Ookpik February 8, 2006
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epic fail

A shamefully large, public and costly failure. Something that directly causes a gigantic loss in market share.
Dude, Windows Vista was an Epic Fail. I might sink to buying a Mac.
by mb in nyc April 21, 2008
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epic sexiness

when something is so amazing, and so sexy all at once, epicness is the only word that could even come close to describing it.
Elliott Borack's music is full of epic sexiness.
by daniL3264 May 18, 2009
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epicaustic

the retort of an epic event
That was very epicaustic of you.
by jewsh September 28, 2009
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epic bailure

To commit the act(s) of an epic failure to the highest degree resulting in the realization of an immediate need to flee the location of said act(s). This attempt to flee is intended to maintain any remaining shred(s) of dignity.
1. When one finds a tasty treat dangling precariously inside a vending machine and tries to dislodge it by jump kicking the front of said machine breaking the protective glass. After such an act a turn and burn, or epic bailure if you will, is executed.

2. When attempting to park a motor carriage, an individual initiates contact with several motor carriages leaving considerable damage on all motor carriages present. This crumple-rama is now left in the dust of destruction by a rather timely epic bailure.
by dubyaspretzelbaker August 31, 2010
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