Emplophobia

The irrational and intense fear of employment, and showering. Individual with this phobia experienced anxiety at the thought of getting a job or engaging the act of personal hygiene through bathing.

People with this phobia often misinterpreted as someone who's drown in depressed state, when the truth is quite the opposite. In most cases, people indirectly embraced this phobia in a humorous way, the example of this are the 2024 stat meme with druski dancing background video.

Unemployed chad: cant believe 2010 was 1 sh*wer ago

Employed loser: erm im assuming you take a shower once ever 10 years, i personally think that's disgusting and weird.

Unemployed chad: hey now, dont say the word sh*wer like it was everyday word. Dont you know its offensive to someone with emplophobia? The next time you say that word again, im going put you up at job application.

by Lumne January 21, 2025

empty classroom

the place your teacher says you can work in with your friends but you just end up being dumbasses

yeah bro we went to the empty classroom and just fooled around

by lenlenlenlenlen January 23, 2025

Emptavatrous

The sad feeling of when you’re almost done with the food you are eating; upset that your food is almost gone

“Aww man, I’m almost done with my pizza. Im feeling so emptavatrous”

by ImAlwaysEmptavatrous123 January 30, 2026

Employmophobia

The concept of having an extreme fear of jobs or the idea of employment, commonly used as a meme on the Internet by people who are unemployed and feel like they have no hope of getting a job

Bob: bro, we're 20, how do you still not have a job?

Jeff: sorry man, I have a severe case of employmophobia

by urbanhiddenguy February 1, 2026

emploid

derogatory slang used to refer to someone with a job (aka someone that is employed).

Portmanteau of employed + humanoid. Reference to incel slang (such as femoid). Opposite of NEET.

My emploid brother lets another man tell him where to be and what to do for 8 hours a day.

by Honeypack Hennessy February 21, 2026

Employim

Derogatory term for "people" who have jobs, derivative of the Hebrew term 'goyim'. Suggests that the employed are of a lower-class to the unemployed. Also suggests that the employed are slaves to their work, with very little freetime and total reliance on their grueling, soul-sucking work. See also: wagecuck, wage slave.

Employed Man: I work a 9-5 at-
Unemployed Man: Sorry, I don't fraternize with the employim.

by dontreadtheTOS March 14, 2026

Employee

Someone who works for another and usually gets paid on an hourly basis.

Sarah is an employee at the nearby cafe.

by wordynerdgirl March 6, 2025