Eggnography

Christmas-themed pornography.

Striped stockings are essential to sexy eggnography.

by Cade Killson July 7, 2018

eggnog

a curiously scot/english/american girl ready to be married, you know that eggnog s are very sweet all most.

I,ve married also one day, before, an eggnog, and I also convince you what ever,to marry with/eggnog/of the front door,s family, for any example?!

by man!? August 31, 2018

Eggs Been-A-Dicked

When you make scrambled eggs with nut in them.

My ole lady wouldn’t give me any last night so I made her eggs been-a-dicked for breakfast.

by Matt1919 March 27, 2022

eager eggs

1. A mis-pronunciation of the word "Easter Eggs", but later adapted to mean a "surprise" left by an individual.

2. Any object

1.
Joe: Okay Pleples! Time to go find the Eager Eggs!
Kelly: What's an Eager Egg?
Melba: What Midnight left us last night on the carpet.

2.
Melba:Did you open those Eager Eggs yet?
Kelly: Nah man, I have too many eager eggs in my closet already.

by Kelly P May 8, 2007

Buzzard Eggs

Colloquial term making reference to womens breast's, closely resembling the sound of the word bosoms.

Sitting in the church yesterday and couldn't even concentrate cause all them women dressed skimpy, buzzard eggs hanging out everywhere.

by ricohvius December 20, 2010

all eggs in one basket

The way of saying I depended to much on one thing to go the way it was planned and it blew the fuck up in my face - generally if the party saying this is female she is talking shit about a man.

Shelby depended on Joe to pay the rent then got evicted Her all eggs in one basket.

by sarcasmsfinestmember January 18, 2015

China eggroll

When two partners have sex and the penis is shoved into a egg roll and is inserted into a vagina

I gave this girl a china eggroll

by EGGROLLS 4 DAYZ April 26, 2017