When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.
You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.
by BigG123 November 2, 2010
Get the Dutch Soft Serve mug.Famed for being mentioned on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, a Dutch Hat is when your partner wears a toy windmill on their head and you urinate on the windmill causing it to spin.
Traditionally the urinator would wear wooden shoes as to not step in his own urine.
Traditionally the urinator would wear wooden shoes as to not step in his own urine.
"Jodie, your hair looks greasy today, didn't you shower?"
"Not since my boyfriend gave me the old Dutch Hat."
"Not since my boyfriend gave me the old Dutch Hat."
by Golliher July 23, 2012
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v; when a man has one hand on his penis, and the other hand is being used to finger his butthole and a partner is moving both arms
person 1: im bored and horny
person 2: want me to give u a dutch rudder?
person 1: no, i want a little more. a double dutch FUDGE
person 2: what's that?
person 1: It's a dutch rudder only my other hand is being used to finger my butthole
person 2: oh. okay!
person 2: want me to give u a dutch rudder?
person 1: no, i want a little more. a double dutch FUDGE
person 2: what's that?
person 1: It's a dutch rudder only my other hand is being used to finger my butthole
person 2: oh. okay!
by tb0ner69 April 11, 2009
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Hey man get a wristie last night? nah bro, reverse dutch rudder.. she was kind of tired so i had to meet her half way
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Get the Reverse dutch rudder mug.Kicking someone in the chest, especially in an otherwise nonviolent context such as a sports event like the World Cup final match between the Netherlands and Spain in 2010.
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