Dude Categories

All dudes fit into one or more of these four categories: 1. Jerks, 2. Wimps, 3. Manwhores, and/or 4. Secretly Girls.

Girl #1: "Which of the dude categories do you think that guy over there fits into?"
Girl #2: "Manwhore. Definitely Manwhore."
Girl #1: "Yeah, that's what I thought."

by obviouslynotadude September 2, 2013

dude bro squad

A squad of dorky teens that are cooler than you.

Guy: Did you hear about the dude bro squad?
Girl: Yeah man, they're squad goals

by The Trash Overlord March 3, 2015

Dude Ranch

A horse riding ranch where gay dudes can ride each other bareback...

I'm gonna get some serious dude at the dude ranch.

by HammyBeaverWeaver September 3, 2018

Dude Run

When 4 males (usually named David, Cameron, Chris, and Taylor) claim they are going to get dinner but instead they run train on each other.

Why are the boys taking so long???

...They're probably out on another dude run.

by ABGallday February 7, 2010

dude train

The guys a girl thinks are her friends and she likes to hang out with but who are secretly waiting for their chance to move in and get beyond the friend zone or try to make the relationship more physical while pretending to only want to be friends.

Sarah always texts her dude train while we are out and it gets really uncomfortable having these guys hovering around her while I am trying to date her.

by rgv103 April 25, 2011

dude man bro

usually a bro but more specifically a larger, dumber one. One that trys to fit in way too hard with his; black spikey haired, star tattooed, knee-high black socked, studded white belt, last name in vinyl on the rear window of my truck, tank-top wearing, I'm white but I listen to gangster rap, more facial piercings than a chick, peers but is either too large to physically wear the latest trends and styles, or simply chooses to buy smaller clothes in order to appear ripped in the eyes of other bros. The term is used by outsiders forced into social contact with these dude man bros. Even though it is a direct diss, it can be said in front of them, because it blends harmoniously with thier regional dirt people diction.

non DMB: "Hey Dude Man Bro thats some sick ink you got there! But last time I checked a star had 5 points... not 6"

DMB: "Yeah Bro! I know! I was F-ed up!... haw-haw"

by sly858 February 8, 2008

Dude Bro/ Brah

A dude that works out for girls, fag accesories, brags about special size, styled hair, sports, yells "skate or die" at skateboarders, etc. etc.

Look at that dude bro/ brah going into Hollister. What a faggot.

by Matt Frentel July 22, 2007