"Don't be a sod."
Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.
Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.
by Toddthedouche January 13, 2011
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Get the Douchebag mug.by bitchyghost September 30, 2018
Get the Narcissist ass douchebag mug.A guy who acts friendly to girls and attempts to flirt with them but constantly acts like a bitch and makes douchebag moves which completely counter his previous gentlemen actions.
"Kevin walked me to my car today. He was such a gentleman up until he complained about my walking speed and then became a gentleman douchebag,"
by CaptainTuna August 8, 2016
Get the gentleman douchebag mug.Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.
Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."
Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011
Get the Douchebag March mug.A douchebag is the leftover liquid that comes out of a woman’s twat after she douches. So basically when you call someone a douche bag your saying they are as nasty as the liquid that flows out a dirty twat when a woman is trying to clean her stinky Pussy. It’s not a very nice thing to be called actually meaning your rather nasty.
Why do you have to act like such a douchebag?
I can’t stand when people act like a douchebag for no reason.
I can’t stand that dude, he reminds me of a douchebag
I can’t stand when people act like a douchebag for no reason.
I can’t stand that dude, he reminds me of a douchebag
by SusieQ Ball March 19, 2022
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