To be doomed is to be the guy that never gets any pussy. This is the type of guy you know when you go out this man is not taking a chick home with him whether he wants to or not. Everyone usually feels bad for the doomed guy and tries to help him get some ass, but they usually just run away or yell at you for trying to help. Common doomers usually tell you to stop being weird or that you’re not funny when you’re trying to help them get some poon, meanwhile you’re fighting for the good will of their life. One of the last things you want to be is doomed.
Person 1: Yo did he close with that chick he was talking to at the bar.
Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.
Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?
Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.
Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.
Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?
Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.
by astank5 May 2, 2023
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Refers to somebody who has enough life experience and intelligence, to not fall for the self-delusion of the domesicated human anymore, and realizes that humanity is factually a platentary pathogen of swarm lifeforms that already eradicated 50% of all species and is neither willing nor able to turn the ship around.
Contrary to popular belief (as opposed to observation), does not “accept” this status quo, nor has “given up”, nor “isn’t solution-focused”, but simply realized that humanity itself *is* the problem, and its self-eradication *is* the solution. (Even though it will take almost all life with it.
Also, can refer to people of all sexes, ages and colors.
So calling such a person a “doomer” only affirms the madness and thereby accelerates Earth towards this “refreshing athmosphere after the thundestorm”. Making it acually a compliment.
Refers to somebody who has enough life experience and intelligence, to not fall for the self-delusion of the domesicated human anymore, and realizes that humanity is factually a platentary pathogen of swarm lifeforms that already eradicated 50% of all species and is neither willing nor able to turn the ship around.
Contrary to popular belief (as opposed to observation), does not “accept” this status quo, nor has “given up”, nor “isn’t solution-focused”, but simply realized that humanity itself *is* the problem, and its self-eradication *is* the solution. (Even though it will take almost all life with it.
Also, can refer to people of all sexes, ages and colors.
So calling such a person a “doomer” only affirms the madness and thereby accelerates Earth towards this “refreshing athmosphere after the thundestorm”. Making it acually a compliment.
A new report comes out, that now 60% of all species, are extinct and the 2°C target cannot be met, guaranteeinf floods for half of all human settlements.
“Doomer”: Good. It will be over soon.
Pathogenic Drone 1: What’s her problem? All is well!
Pathogenic Drone 2: Dunno. We can do it! Our leaders will make wise decisions, and we will all work together in harmony to Kumbayaaa mahlord kumbayaa! All is well! *exaggerated fake happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 3: Yeah! Elon Musk Cyber AI Crypto Cloud will save us all, in just 3 months! The World Economic Forum promised! Let’s make children!*over-exaggerated creepily happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 4: She’s lust a doomer! A dOoOoMeErR! *rotates upper body backwards until it feela like it will make a 360° rotation* Yeah, let’s each make TEN children! There is no drought and no shortages! All is well!
Entire drone swarm: ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL! KUMBAYAAA! KUMBAYAA! *creepy happy smiles that don’t seem human anymore*
Everyonee proceeds as if all was well, breeding further human drones, full steam ahead into the abyss.
“Doomer”: Good. It will be over soon.
Pathogenic Drone 1: What’s her problem? All is well!
Pathogenic Drone 2: Dunno. We can do it! Our leaders will make wise decisions, and we will all work together in harmony to Kumbayaaa mahlord kumbayaa! All is well! *exaggerated fake happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 3: Yeah! Elon Musk Cyber AI Crypto Cloud will save us all, in just 3 months! The World Economic Forum promised! Let’s make children!*over-exaggerated creepily happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 4: She’s lust a doomer! A dOoOoMeErR! *rotates upper body backwards until it feela like it will make a 360° rotation* Yeah, let’s each make TEN children! There is no drought and no shortages! All is well!
Entire drone swarm: ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL! KUMBAYAAA! KUMBAYAA! *creepy happy smiles that don’t seem human anymore*
Everyonee proceeds as if all was well, breeding further human drones, full steam ahead into the abyss.
by Evi1M4chine May 14, 2023
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Someone who regardless of their standpoint or actions, is doomed to be the villain in peoples troubles. Even if this person does nothing it is considered treasonous.
It doesn't matter what he does or doesn't do to help the situation, it seems he's just a doomedvillain.
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Person A: yo i didn't do much but play bo3 and watch Minecraft gameplays
Person B: damn, ur a doomer
Person B: damn, ur a doomer
by isaac deez nuts June 20, 2023
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by gayzad July 3, 2023
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Male 1: Hey did you hear of the dude who made doom on a pregnancy test?
Male 2: This is how hard quarantine can effect someone huh?
Male 1: ..What do you mean?
Male 2: This is how hard quarantine can effect someone huh?
Male 1: ..What do you mean?
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What make it stand out as a FPS game is that instead of the conventional defense fighting style, DOOM Eternal not only want you to throw yourself into the horde, but also reward you which such, like using chainsaw for ammo, flame belch for ammo and more. Beside weapon mod for each guns, this game have no reloading mechanism. To prevent boredom from repeated fighting, a big part in fighting demon is Combat Dance. It is a fancy way to say that you will be jumping and moving around the combat area while fighting with your style.
Like it older game, heavy monsters/demons are unique with weak points on some of them. With unique strength and weakness, DOOM Eternal want you to figure out what work best, and what you like the most. It also can be a way to challenge you, with Hugo Martin saying that he's cool with "frustrating you so long as we have something to teach you".
Different from DOOM (2016) which introduce a lot more new enemies to line with it story, DOOM Eternal have reimagined the enemies in it game, with making old enemies much more accurate and aggressive like the Mancubus and new enemies that add more challenge and make the player rethink about the fighting strategy, with the most controversial being the Marauder.
What make it stand out as a FPS game is that instead of the conventional defense fighting style, DOOM Eternal not only want you to throw yourself into the horde, but also reward you which such, like using chainsaw for ammo, flame belch for ammo and more. Beside weapon mod for each guns, this game have no reloading mechanism. To prevent boredom from repeated fighting, a big part in fighting demon is Combat Dance. It is a fancy way to say that you will be jumping and moving around the combat area while fighting with your style.
Like it older game, heavy monsters/demons are unique with weak points on some of them. With unique strength and weakness, DOOM Eternal want you to figure out what work best, and what you like the most. It also can be a way to challenge you, with Hugo Martin saying that he's cool with "frustrating you so long as we have something to teach you".
Different from DOOM (2016) which introduce a lot more new enemies to line with it story, DOOM Eternal have reimagined the enemies in it game, with making old enemies much more accurate and aggressive like the Mancubus and new enemies that add more challenge and make the player rethink about the fighting strategy, with the most controversial being the Marauder.
A: What do you think about DOOM Eternal?
B: I don't know, a bit challenging. But I guess this game take time for you to learn.
A: What about you, C? You play a lot of this game.
C: It's good. Some people may disagree with these demon and boss design, but that's because they haven't found the beauty in fighting them yet.
B: I don't know, a bit challenging. But I guess this game take time for you to learn.
A: What about you, C? You play a lot of this game.
C: It's good. Some people may disagree with these demon and boss design, but that's because they haven't found the beauty in fighting them yet.
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